Narrator:

"We begin our journey in the Prime Material Plane. The Plane consisted of an infinite expanse filled with a fluid known as phlogiston, within which floated immense crystal spheres, each enclosing an entire system of one or more worlds. Specific conditions varied greatly from one crystal sphere to another, but they were all considered to be part of the same plane. It is here where a young Goblinoid named Greaseface is about to begin a journey the likes of wish he could never even dream."

"You see, Greaseface has only known one thing: pain. The typical goblinoid was lewd, cruel, sadistic, power-hungry (or in the case of goblins just plain hungry), extremely lacking in any intelligence or sophistication, and proud of it. Known for their habit of abusing those (at least by their reckoning) lesser than them, and worshiping those greater than them, goblinoids were not popular amongst other races. While exceptions did exist (though none are noted, as an atypical goblinoid rarely makes it out of its clan alive), most goblinoids in the Realms matched this ethical description."

"Graseface was determined to be different! He caught word of a pair of merry folks looking to take up an adventure the likes of which no goblinoid had ever seen! A robot paladin? A human wizard? Greaseface had only heard about these races in his textbooks. Now he has a chance to be up close to them and assist on an adventure!"

"The only question is will Graseface return to the Plane to share the tales of victory and splendor?"