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Post #1 : 13th Dec 2018 4:07 PM
Plan A. Open the door and let him out. (shoo him with your ice scraper)
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Post #2 : 13th Dec 2018 4:08 PM Whatever you do, don't eat him. Those bastards eat garbage.
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Post #3 : 13th Dec 2018 4:10 PM Whatever you choose. After he's gone, clean your car out. It's so filthy rats are living in there, FFS.
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Post #4 : 13th Dec 2018 4:11 PM Seriously, Just get a rat trap, bait with peanut butter (cake frosting if you have nut allergies)
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Post #5 : 13th Dec 2018 4:13 PM One last thing. Get on it. Those bastards will eat your wiring and cost you a fortune in repairs.
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Post #6 : 13th Dec 2018 5:13 PM What is a rat doing in your car?
Eating chips and having babies.
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Post #7 : 13th Dec 2018 8:30 PM why am i not surprised you’re eating boring ass original chips
Those are rippled, not original.
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Post #8 : 13th Dec 2018 8:31 PM But.....as long as mr rat is in the car I don't have to throw them away...
What controls the ratshit problem.
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Post #9 : 13th Dec 2018 9:31 PM It’s probably a member of the jets front office getting pay back for Belichick
That would be as effective as anything else the jets have done in the last 30 years.
Don't tell ESPN, though, they still don't realize that even Browns fans can laugh at the jets.
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Post #10 : 13th Dec 2018 9:31 PM Get 9,999 more and you’ll have an army!
Ahoda wins
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Post #11 : 13th Dec 2018 9:33 PM Don't befriend him, motherfucker ate your chips.
In the rat world that involves sodomy followed by cannibalism. Rats don't play.
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Post #12 : 14th Dec 2018 10:07 AM VIDEO
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Post #13 : 14th Dec 2018 5:04 PM This thread the sequel to "There's a snake in my boot" ?
If so, Snakes make short work of rats.
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Post #14 : 16th Dec 2018 12:58 AM Homeless people probably had sex in curtis' car and ate his chips in the afterglow.
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Post #15 : 17th Dec 2018 12:11 PM Put 20 more bags of chips in there. If it's a rat, he will get too fat to hide. Then you can go thunderdome on him.
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