THis game sucks. Nobody dies. | |
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| THis game sucks. Nobody dies. |
You definitely died with that score |
Primate guessed mightily, finding it hard to come up with 15 names because only one name matters, and that is Primate.
The scores were tallied and the others gathered around, stoning Primate to death with aquarium gravel. It took a really really long time, and primate eventually died of boredom.
Governments and all transportation shut down for 3 weeks for the giant "Primate is dead" riot of 2018. 68,000 people were trampled to death at the funeral, as the attempted to flee the sight lines of the casket where primate was laid out Au Naturale.
Starting next year a new worldwide holiday will be observed to honor his passing.
He was survived by his dog Lilly Pad.. | 
