Best NFL QB of all time:
It's a tie between Frankenstein and the actual best QB of all time, Joe Montana.

Joe Montana- Mittens, IM, Spin,Vlady, Curtis, Dyl 6 points each

Peyton Manning- Ahoda, Jamie, JJ Jacob, Christian Tib 6 points each

Anyone but the Crappy NE QB- Wikey, Boc, Herm 3 points each

Otto Graham- Ben 1 point

Bart Starr- Seb

This sucks on mobile

Mittens 6
im317 6
spin 6
Ahoda FU DADD 6
wikey 3
jamie 6
JJ 6
jacob 6
Christian 6
Dyl 6
Boc 3
Herm 3
vlady - is this a record album? Should I come up with a band name instead? 6
Benmate 1
Seb 1
Curtis 6
TIB...but who is record? 6

Curtis @ 1/7/2018 16:51

and now we wait while Primate googles how to do math

I do Math for a living, dumbfuck.



I finally had to get out the laptop to make the stripped down version of excel work

2- Best way to die
The most common answer was in my sleep, followed closely by variations on sex.

I'll share all the answers since some were really funny

Mittens Snu snu (aka fucked to death)
im317 well sleeping
spin Heart attack during sex
Ahoda FU DADD Having sex with Spins wife
wikey joining the mile high club whilst flying your private jet high on cocaine at the age of 100
jamie happy
JJ eating the foreskin of a possessed unicorn
jacob in your sleep
Christian I'm not even a football guy and I know that Manning's first name is misspelled! :P Answer to this question: in your sleep
Dyl Old Age
Boc In your sleep
Herm Impalement
vlady - is this a record album? Should I come up with a band name instead? in your sleep
Benmate suddenly
Seb Extreme rigorous sex
Curtis "old age"
TIB...but who is record? in my mfing sleep

Mittens 6 11
im317 6 12
spin 6 11
Ahoda FU DADD 6 11
wikey 3 8
jamie 6 7
JJ 6 7
jacob 6 12
Christian 6 12
Dyl 6 8
Boc 3 9
Herm 3 4
vlady - is this a record album? Should I come up with a band name instead? 6 12
Benmate 1 2
Seb 1 6
Curtis 6 8
TIB...but who is record? 6 12

Doing math is a skill I have googling math is a skill Curry has. KNowing the difference is a skill only one of us has.

Gorilla or ape won by a landslide-
spin
jamie
JJ
Christian
Dyl
Boc
Herm
vlady - is this a record album? Should I come up with a band name instead?
Curtis
TIB...but who is record?


Seb and jacob chose monkey, which is different from ape.

Ahoda and IM actually had the right answer with DOg

One offs were:
Ben-Sheep
Mittens-Cat (that's a little insulting)
Wikey- Blobfish (My favorite answer)

Mittens 1 12
im317 2 14
spin 10 21
Ahoda FU DADD 2 13
wikey 1 9
jamie 10 17
JJ 10 17
jacob 2 14
Christian 10 22
Dyl 10 18
Boc 10 19
Herm 10 14
vlady - is this a record album? Should I come up with a band name instead? 10 22
Benmate 1 3
Seb 2 8
Curtis 10 18
TIB...but who is record? 10 22

Curtis @ 1/7/2018 17:08

Primate @ 1/7/2018 19:07 Doing math is a skill I have googling math is a skill Curry has. KNowing the difference is a skill only one of us has. oh???? I am great at math

Poking shit at a computer is not math, pissboy.

BB in a while. Have a wiring issue.

5. What venereal disease did Curtis give to his cousin.

A new one that will be named after him was the big winner here.

Which disease did Cutty give to his cousin?

A new one that will be named after him:
im317
wikey
jamie
JJ
jacob
Christian
Dyl
Boc
Herm
Benmate
Seb
Curtis
TIB...but who is record?

Syph- Mittens and ahoda

Spin with Gonorrhea
Vlady with Crabs

Mittens Syphillis 2 16
im317 A new disease that will be named after him. 13 34
spin Gonorrhea 1 14
Ahoda FU DADD Syphillis 2 11
wikey A new disease that will be named after him. 13 30
jamie A new disease that will be named after him. 13 30
JJ A new disease that will be named after him. 13 27
jacob A new disease that will be named after him. 13 35
Christian A new disease that will be named after him. 13 31
Dyl A new disease that will be named after him. 13 32
Boc A new disease that will be named after him. 13 27
Herm A new disease that will be named after him. 13 35
vlady - is this a record album? Should I come up with a band name instead? Crabs 1 4
Benmate A new disease that will be named after him. 13 21
Seb A new disease that will be named after him. 13 31
Curtis A new disease that will be named after him. 13 35
TIB...but who is record? A new disease that will be named after him. 13 13

OK I'm really bad at this, but we'll get through it.

Current total
im317 27
spin 22
Ahoda FU DADD 15
wikey 22
jamie 30
JJ 30
jacob 27
Christian 35
Dyl 31
Boc 32
Herm 27
vlady - is this a record album? Should I come up with a band name instead? 23
Benmate 16
Seb 21
Curtis 31
TIB...but who is record? 35

The woodchuck question was all about DADD.

FU DADD
Mittens
im317
spin
Ahoda FU DADD
wikey
jamie
JJ
jacob
Christian
Dyl
Herm
vlady - is this a record album? Should I come up with a band name instead?
Benmate
Seb

Tib went with a shitload

BOC and Curry went with all of it.