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| Post #1: 8th Jun 2018 4:03 PM | |
Jaws, Alien, JP None of them are horror. | |
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| Post #2: 8th Jun 2018 4:04 PM | |
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It's obviously not horror u idiots |
You’ve literally never watched a horror movie |
I watched The Ring with this bitch a few days ago |
Why would you talk that way about your mom? | |
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primate
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| Post #3: 8th Jun 2018 4:07 PM | |
Jaws has horror elements, but it's also action/ adventure, thriller, and buddy flic all rolled into one.
Pigeonholing it as horror is dumb. | |
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| Post #4: 8th Jun 2018 4:10 PM | |
JP has sci fi elements, but the main point is action/adventure. It has absolutely zero horror elements. | |
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| Post #5: 8th Jun 2018 4:12 PM | |
Alien has some horror, psycho thriller aspects and some action. I could call it half horror, but not a full on horror movie. | |
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| Post #6: 8th Jun 2018 4:46 PM | |
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Jaws/Alien/Jurassic Park are questionable for a lot of people (mostly JP) because they're so effective at being a handful of genres rolled into one. They're like the grandfathers of that imo. THEY'RE ALL KINGS |
One of the big things about jaws was that it didn't fit into any one genre, but fit perfectly into so many of them. The other 2 seem to be similar. | |
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| Post #7: 10th Jun 2018 9:16 PM | |
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| Post #8: 11th Jun 2018 9:19 AM | |
Don't come crying to me when those mutant zombie frogs start flying around shooting laser beams and controlling minds. I tried to tell you. | |
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primate
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| Post #9: 12th Jun 2018 12:06 PM | |
I knew people who.were afraid to.swim for years after jaws. These people live in kansas. | |
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| Post #10: 12th Jun 2018 1:01 PM | |
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I knew people who.were afraid to.swim for years after jaws. These people live in kansas. |
Is it because they don't know how or are afraid of bathing? |
Afraid of sharks. In the pool. | |
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| Post #11: 13th Jun 2018 8:55 AM | |
I see horror movies as movies who only fit in the horror category, or where the main goal is to scare. That's why most of them suck. If the only goal is to be scary, it's really hard to achieve and almost never works.
JP, Jaws, Alien don't fit that criteria. They are multi genre movies made to appeal to a wider audience and sell an assload of tickets, Not horror movies. | |
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| Post #12: 13th Jun 2018 8:57 AM | |
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I also beg to differ because I was afraid of anacondas when I went swimming after I watched it when I was younger |
If you lived in Florida, this might be legit.
I was more afraid of cottonmouths while swimming when I was a kid, and I'm not afraid of snakes, normally. | |
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| Post #13: 13th Jun 2018 8:59 AM | |
Calling Jaws a horror movie is like calling a diamond a really old piece of coal. Technically fits the description, but completely misses the point. | |
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| Post #14: 13th Jun 2018 3:41 PM | |
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I’d pay to watch Spin/Primate/JJ try to convince Steven Spielberg that he failed to make Jaws a horror movie |
It rubs the lotion on its skin | |
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primate
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| Post #15: 13th Jun 2018 3:44 PM | |
I am saying Jaws doesn't fit in curry boy's little pigeonhole. The brilliance of the movie is that it incorporates a bunch of genres, and was one of the first to do it, and maybe did it better than any movie since.
Dick puncher can't seem to grasp that because he's an anal fuckwit with raging OCD. | |
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