I bring Pop, water, iced tea, but I tell em if they want booze, they'll need to bring their own.

Igor gets money out of ahoda's pole?

Ahoda is the only one who might possibly have more dick posts.

Then again, if you factor in igor actually being a dick, he's at 100%, and unbeatable in the dick category. (much like real life)

That is to say, he's a dick that nobody would beat, much like nobody will ever touch his dick irl.

You don't have to bring anything to my bbq except an appetite. Unless you want booze, but bringing booze to an alcoholic's house is kind of rude.

He is pretty irresistible.