Lion

But that doesn't really fit me, tbh.

Dadd @ 18/5/2018 11:02

I'm a Beaver. You mf'ers stay away from me, not you Josh, I know I'm safe around you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

I always thought Otters were cute until I saw a video of them drowning a monkey while they ripped him to shreds.

The monkey started it, to be fair, but they don't look nearly as cuddly anymore either way.

Igor smells like fear. It's fucking gushing off of him.

Sitting at a charity event that I had to go to trying not to laugh at his post.

Spin @ 18/5/2018 17:55

Ahoda @ 18/5/2018 18:49 Spin @ 18/5/2018 18:48 I really hope igor is just an online persona, because if it's real, I feel for you. Going through life with that outlook is just sad and must be lonely. Can’t be too lonely in us parents basement banging all those chicks I do remember all the chicks I banged in my parents basement. It was quite the love palace. A twin sized bed in between storage shelves in the unfinished concrete floor/walls. If only I still had a basement, I could get all the chicks. Dang single story houses.

Fucking rich kids. We had to get layed outside until we could buy cars and do it like classy folks.

vladykins @ 19/5/2018 11:39

Spin @ 19/5/2018 12:35 vladykins @ 19/5/2018 12:31 Christian @ 19/5/2018 12:30 I thought Igor and Vlady were going to go forever. I'm kind of a little bit disappointed. lol I left to go get sushi instead. It was good. That's exactly what a beta would do. A true alpha would have caught that fish himself and put it in the microwave whole, while forgetting it was in there and smoking a joint. Except an alpha would risk the mercury and potential food poisoning by eating it raw like this, because those things don't kill Real Men™

Real men only cook with actual flames.