WTF would you do with 5 credit cards?

I've sent a postcard- Yeah a long time ago.

I garden- Nope. I am really gifted at killing plants, so I don't even try anymore.

I've recently gotten a promotion or new job- No. I pretty much just get more responsibilities without titles.


A relative of mine is in prison- Yeah my cousin.


I've kissed a stranger-Lots of times, but not for a long time.

I have wind chimes- Dear god no.

I recycle- Sometimes

I've sung "Happy Birthday" to somebody in the last year - Yeah

I've been to a concert in the last six months- Nope. Hate crowds

I own a dishwasher- Yeah

I've been to Walmart in the last 7 days- It's the only Grocery store we have left where I live, so yeah.


I keep old/expired picture IDs-no

I actively watch music videos- No.


I have Amazon Prime- No


I have at least five credit cards-No


My last name is featured somewhere visible outside my home- Yeah we have a yard sign made of stone. It was a Father's day gift.

I assumed they meant on your mailbox or a yard sign or something.

Spin, you live in walmarkansas.