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Morning Shower
 
15 Votes
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Evening Shower
 
7 Votes
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Body Wash
 
13 Votes
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Bar Soap
 
6 Votes
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Shampoo + Conditioner Seperate
 
10 Votes
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No Conditioner or 2 in 1
 
11 Votes
(7%)
Always hot shower
 
19 Votes
(12%)
Sometimes has cold showers
 
2 Votes
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Singing in the shower
 
13 Votes
(8%)
Shower in silence
 
8 Votes
(5%)
Use a loofa/brush
 
6 Votes
(4%)
Use your hand
 
13 Votes
(8%)
Peeing in the shower
 
11 Votes
(7%)
That is disgusting
 
9 Votes
(5%)
Shower every day
 
18 Votes
(11%)
Shower when you smell
 
3 Votes
(2%)
 
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Post #1: 6th Feb 2018 4:25 PM 
Shower in the morning, but sometimes both. Use shampoo, no conditioner. Use whatever soap/body wash my wife buys, or just use shampoo on everything because lots of soaps make me itch. Pee in the shower, sometimes I even do it while I'm not showering. Use a washcloth and have a brush for the middle of my back.

Luftwafte is p-funny.
 
   
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Post #2: 6th Feb 2018 4:32 PM 
I feel Josh's pain. Women shed like mad. I have unclogged more shower drains than any man alive should have to.
 
   
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Post #3: 6th Feb 2018 4:35 PM 
Oh the cleanse thread. LOL!
 
   
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Post #4: 6th Feb 2018 4:35 PM 
I copied it into vlady's forum. It's tough to follow that way, though.
 
   
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Post #5: 6th Feb 2018 4:39 PM 
Spiffy cracked me up.
 
   
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Post #6: 6th Feb 2018 4:40 PM 
Dadd @ 6/2/2018 15:37
Someone retype that up, and post it!

I vote not Primate, he'd just screw it up.

Sounds like you just volunteered.
 
   
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Post #7: 6th Feb 2018 4:41 PM 
He was a stand up comedian at one time.
 
   
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Post #8: 6th Feb 2018 4:54 PM 
Buffy @ 6/2/2018 15:52
No conditioner? Who are the savages?

Don't need it. I do use beard oil sometimes when my face gets too fuzzy, though.
 
   
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Post #9: 6th Feb 2018 4:57 PM 
vladykins @ 6/2/2018 15:01


Josh @ 6/2/2018 15:57
am i really being called out for wanting to pee in a TOILET



I don't know how much you all pee but I've found I don't pee so much that I fill up the tub or anything. The shower water washes it down way faster than I could ever have to stand in it.

Maybe you are not facing towards the drain when you do it? Or your shower is structured really strangely.

He probably didn't study the 3 laws of plumbing.
 
   
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Post #10: 6th Feb 2018 5:00 PM 
Curtis @ 6/2/2018 15:10
Anyone else shit in the shower or

I once had the stomach flu so bad I just turned on the shower and let it fly out of both ends.
 
   
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Post #11: 6th Feb 2018 10:15 PM 
Motley Lou @ 6/2/2018 16:27
Who ever doesn’t use conditioner is a dirty homeless bum. Your hair is gross you freaking hippie

Conditioner is for people with bad genes.
 
   
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Post #12: 7th Feb 2018 9:00 AM 
Ben @ 7/2/2018 7:27
Curtis @ 7/2/2018 8:23
Just put a sponge in the corner of the shower and pee into that every day song all gets absorbed up problem solved


Is this a singing or peeing in the shower solution?

It's a magical sponge/acoustical cloud
 
   
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Post #13: 7th Feb 2018 9:00 AM 
vladykins @ 7/2/2018 6:53
Motley Lou @ 7/2/2018 7:35
J A M I E @ 6/2/2018 22:35
stop using 2 in 1 (or the even worse 3 in 1) people!!!!



This. It completely jacks up your hair. Shampoo and conditioner should be separate.


New thread: Beauty tips by Ahoda

He's just mad because he has to comb his whole body.
 
   
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