I drink coffee every morning
No, coffee is gross.

I've eaten fast food in the last 7 days
Yep, thanks Arkansas for all the great food choices!

I have a tool box
Yes, people actually don't have tool boxes?

I have Hulu
No

I've driven an RV
No

I have fly paper hanging somewhere in my home
No

I've had my oil changed in the last three months
Yep, car hit 20k in March

I have been affected by a natural disaster
Yes, an earthquake set my PhD thesis back by about a year and a half.

I always tip
For food service people, if you do something beyond bring my food to a counter, yes, I'll tip (usually 18-20%)

My phone is less than two years old
Ha, my iPhone 5 laughs at this questions, then has to delete 6 emails just to have the space to load this page again... :(

I owned (or still own) a Polaroid camera
No

I have rented a storage space
Yes, summer after freshman year in college. Turns out, an entire dorm room doesn't fit in a oldsmobile alero for a 12-hour drive.

I've posted something on Facebook in the last 24 hours
Yes, I trash-talked an opponent in a fantasy baseball league.

I'm excited for an upcoming movie or video game
I don't get excited for upcoming movies because I know I won't go see them in the theater. I think I've seen 2 movies in theaters in the last 3 years. Yay kids!

I regret something I've bought recently
I don't think so. Maybe I should regret large-sizing my combo meal at lunch?

I remember my dream last night
No. I never remember my dreams.