Pants before socks. Anything else is barbaric.

Putting on pants is part of getting dressed. Putting on socks is part of putting on your shoes. You wouldn't put your shoes on before putting your pants on, would you?

Actually, knowing what I do of some of you, that actually wouldn't surprise me.

Clueless Astronaut @ 30/10/2017 13:01

KC @ 30/10/2017 19:17 Pants first since I only ever wear socks when I'm wearing shoes and I only wear shoes when I actually leave the house. Fuck shoes. This.

x9000

vladykins @ 30/10/2017 14:32

Even at work after I've taken the post-bikeride shower, it's underwear, socks, shirt, then pants. If you put your pants on before shirt, you have to tuck in you shirt and you end up having to open your pants up again anyway for that. And the longer you walk around a lockerroom in bare feet, the more likely you are to get something gross from someone else's feet, because dudes are nasty about shit. So socks become even more of a priority before pants.

So you'd rather get the wet gross stuff on your socks instead. Got it.

The locker room is proof that it's pants then socks, because you put your pants on, sit down, dry your feet off (i.e. remove gross stuff), then immediately put socks and shoes on, so that you don't get your socks wet/gross.

vladykins @ 30/10/2017 15:22

Hell, based on number 1, you are walking around in wet with bare feet? You are asking for some dude's foot fungus then.

That's what shower shoes are for.

Step 1. Shower to locker = bare feet + shower shoes

Step 2. At locker: finish drying off, put on clothes, sit on bench, remove shower shoes, finish drying feet, put on socks then shoes.

Step 3. Eat hot dog sandwich

Step 4. ???

Step 5. Profit