Go Twins! Let's try to not lose 100 games this season!

Mittens @ 6/4/2017 13:38

My Twins will be horrible again this year. BUT I will be taking a road trip to see the Tigers and Blue Jays stadiums this summer! I am excited for both

They aren't just your twins, you selfish prick.

I could see a .500 season with this roster, if things go right with that awful pitching staff.

3-0 would seem to contradict your statement.

:)

Patient Zero @ 10/4/2017 6:22

The 2017 Tigers bull pen might be the worst bull pen in the history of baseball. Go team go.

It's still early. There is plenty of time for the Twins pen to 'catch up'.

I've been to H.H.H. Metrodome, Target Field, Coors, Chase Field, and Busch (old). Definitely want to go to more, but MLB teams don't regularly play in places like Arkansas or Wyoming.

After the fun that was the Metrodome, the new Twins stadium is pretty dope. Sure, it doesn't have the history of a place like Fenway or Wrigley, but it does have two large cartoon characters that light up and shake hands when the Twins hit a HR. It also has fried fish on a stick and automated beer dispensers.

Maddie @ 30/5/2017 21:25

How about that brawl yesterday?

When asked about it after the game, Posey should have been all "Strickland hit him on his own, so I ain't putting my body on the line for him. Fuck that guy, fight your own fight."

Anyone else see the Twins historic collapse against the Astros on Monday?

Prior to Monday, the Astros organization was 0-659 in games where they trailed by 6+ runs entering the 8th inning.

They are now 1-659.

I wonder if the Twins can fall all the way to last in the AL Central before the end of June...

Shittier Ahoda @ 21/6/2017 15:31

Maddie @ 21/6/2017 15:04 So basically you want them to hit rock bottom so they have no choice but to rebuild the team. That's kinda where the Giants are headed right now. Exactly. Need better draft picks to restock minor leagues as well.

The bottom isn't fun, especially when the prospects aren't 'awesome'.

Also, Twins easily have the worst pitching staff in the majors.

Shittier Ahoda @ 22/6/2017 8:44

Tigers do what teh Tigers do. JV pitches a perfect game into the 7th and ends up losing 7-4.

If he could field a bunt better, maybe he'd have completed the no-hitter.

My fantasy team definitely would have enjoyed that.

I don't care how bad you guys think your teams are, mine wins.

The Twins just started Bartolo "Big Sexy" Colon...in a real game...against the Yankees...in a nationally televised game...that counts.

Mittens @ 7/8/2017 16:15

spindoctor02 @ 18/7/2017 20:22 I don't care how bad you guys think your teams are, mine wins. The Twins just started Bartolo "Big Sexy" Colon...in a real game...against the Yankees...in a nationally televised game...that counts. Did you see the other day he had a complete game win? Hahahaha

He still gave up 4 ER, but was bailed out by his offense. It's sad when the manager decides to give the ball to Colon in the 8th and 9th innings instead of guys in the bullpen.

Dylan @ 28/8/2017 12:56

Giants have interest in Stanton. What do you think Maddie?

I'm pretty sure every team has interest in Stanton.

Maddie @ 13/9/2017 14:45

I need this season to end.

I keep waiting for the Twins pitching staff to realize they are the Twins pitching staff, and have them plummet quickly from the wild card race. However, they keep extending their lead over the remaining teams, and they have the easiest schedule to finish the season, so, I guess I get to look forward to loosing 8-1 to the Yankees in NY in the wild card game.

Thank you MLB scheduling gods for giving the Twins the Tigers in 7 of their last 10 games of the season. It's just the prop-up us Twins fans need, before we lose 8-1 in Yankee Stadium in the 1-game wild-card round.