I read the newspaper - god no

Not including bugs, I've killed an animal - I was on my way to work when I was about 17 and there was this rabbit who just came out of nowhere and I tried to swerve and avoid it but I hit it. I saw it's decomposing body for like the next two weeks since I took the same route to work and it was on a back road.

I've been put in handcuffs - no i'm a good person and way too vanilla for any of that kinky shit

I've interviewed someone for a job - no

I've driven a motorcycle - no

I've been to a concert in the last year - crowded places are like my least favourite places ever, too many people and I get very anxious. I did see the dixie chicks last summer but that was more than a year ago.

I've been naked in front of a group of people - not counting when I was born, no. I have way too much self esteem issues to ever be one of those people

I got grounded quite often - I was a good kid

I've rode a horse - twice, it was pretty fun but I was much younger so I don't exactly remember it all that well

I've participated in a charity event - I've both helped organize and just participate in relay for life events for the last like 10 years on and off.

waiting for someone to make the 'save a horse, ride a cowboy' joke