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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #1: 1st Jun 2017 6:56 PM | |
The committee to recall Knope has still been causing commotion across Pawnee, taking out citizens trying to bring down everything Leslie Knope had worked so hard to accomplish. They had completely vandalized JJ's Dinner, Leslie's favourite place to get breakfast food in all of Pawnee. Citizens made their way over to help clean it up and restore it to the condition it once was in.
As they made their way to the front entrance, they had noticed it was unlocked. They pushed the door open and found two bodies. The first was face down with a giant gash on the back of their head with the imprint of a waffle. It appears they were attacked with a waffle maker. They flipped the body over to find...
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Vlady has died!
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Name: Mona-Lisa Saperstein
Alignment: 3rd Party (Chaos)
Role: Chaos Team - Lyncher
MONEEEEY PLEEEASE! You are Mona-Lisa Saperstein, twin sister from the same mister of Jean-Ralphio. You are ♫♬the wooo-rst♫♬. The worst person in the world. Huge Skank. Terrible. Also a huge klepto, nympho, and pyro. Wow what a nightmare. You date Tom for a while and at one point Tom thinks you are pregnant with his kid but THANK GOD you fill your body with so many pills, birth control and otherwise that there is no way you could be pregnant with a human baby. Just to show how batshit crazy you are, when you initiate a three way with Tom and a girl from the bar you eventually get into a fist fight with the girl, grabbing a cinder block and throwing it through her car window, grabbing her purse and stealing her birth control and scream 'Bitch you're gonna get pregnant!" and sell the birth control pills to college kids telling them they are ecstasy pills. Damn bitch.
Action: Each night you and Jean-Ralphio will rotate between 3 possible night actions (note: the order can be decided by the two of you, however no action can be repeated before all 3 have gone through a cycle)
#1 - Vote Steal: You may steal someone else's vote for that day phase. You will have control of it on your private forum and will appear as ??? in the main thread.
#2 - Redirector: You will choose which player to redirect their night action (if they have one, you will not be informed if they do not have one) and send it to whomever you choose (you may select yourself as the recipient).
#3 - Roleblock: You may select a player at night and prevent them from using their action (if they have one, you will not be informed if you are successful)
You will win the game when you get Two (2) players in the game successfully lynched and AT LEAST one of you must be on the lynch train. You will be given a player at random as your target on Day 1 and they will remain your target until they die. When they die, you will be given a new randomized target.
Hidden From Player:
If you are visited by Tom while he is out searching for a lover, you will manipulate him (probably by threatening to murder his family. giggles) and he will join your 3rd PARTY TEAM with you and your brother. He will be given your win condition, role, and access to your private forum. |
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They made their way over to the next body which was under a pile of corn syrup made by Sweetums. If you can't beat'em, Sweetums. They moved the corn syrup off the body to find...
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Badger has survived an attack! |
The following message was broadcasted to the town:
Timmah is town.
It is now Day 9.
The Day will end at 8:00PM EST tomorrow night. Plurality is in effect. With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.
ALIVE:
5. Merc
11. TIB
12. Badger
13. 'N'Brian
15. Angi
20. Stephen
25. Miko
26. Timmah
PMs going out now and this thread will be open shortly | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #2: 1st Jun 2017 7:00 PM | |
day open, post away! | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #3: 2nd Jun 2017 6:18 PM | |
Brian (3/5) - Merc, Angi, Timmah
Stephen (2/5) - Miko, Badger, Brian
Merc (1/5) - Miko
Miko (0/5) - Badger
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I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #4: 2nd Jun 2017 6:20 PM | |
I TYPO'D IM ONLY HUMAN | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #5: 2nd Jun 2017 6:20 PM | |
u saw nothing merc ur crazy | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #6: 2nd Jun 2017 6:37 PM | |
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I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #7: 2nd Jun 2017 7:07 PM | |
Vote Count:
Brian (3/5) - Merc, Angi, Timmah
Stephen (2/5) - Miko, Badger, Brian
Merc (0/5) - Miko
Miko (0/5) - Badger
Brian has been lynched! | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #8: 2nd Jun 2017 7:17 PM | |
"Guys I'm here now, I caught up on all of the day threads. Let's lynch Stephen he's not even around!" exclaimed Brian.
"Nah" replied the citizens as they picked up their baseball bats, marching towards Brian
"Pls Pls Pls Merc, don't do it" whined Brian. "Well fine, being beaten to death by hard wood is the way I would want to go out. Carry on"
Merc took the first swing, hitting him in the hip. Angi was up next clobbering him in the genitals. Timmah took the final swing to the top of Brian's head. SMACK. Brian's body crashed to the ground.
Brian has died!
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Name: Jeremy Jamm
Alignment: MAFIA
Role: Godfather
YOU'VE BEEN JAMMED! You are a city councilman, orthodontist and just an overall jackass. You oppose every idea and bill Leslie tries to pass and most of the time you do it just to watch her lose. While it's pretty clear you are lonely and pathetic, you have rallied a team against Leslie to get her recalled and the people of Pawnee to bring them down. You are the mastermind behind this group and have the final say of what happens each night. You will send out a member of your team for the fractional kill each night and you may send yourself. Along with that, you are completely immune to every attack with the exception of lynching and will scan as Town.
Action: You will send out a member of your team for the fractional kill each night and you may send yourself. Along with that, you are completely immune to every attack with the exception of lynching. If you are investigated, you will appear as Town.
You win when all threats against the MAFIA are eliminated, or this is inevitable. |
It is now Night 9.
Deadline for night actions is 8pm EST tomorrow but if they are all in sooner (hopefully) the next day can be started sooner. If you have an action and are not using it, please let us know. god bless.
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I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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