The town awoke to find three dead bodies at the doorstep of City Hall. They approached the first body, which had been decapitated. They located the head and saw

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im317 has died! Spoiler + Name: Tom Haverford Alignment: TOWN Role: Hopeless Romantic You work at the Parks Department and are in charge of scheduling park activities and are aspiring to be a media mogul. You once live tweeted your car crash. Sorry, "alleged" car crash. Networking, hot women, expensive suits, hot women, slacking off, and hot women are just a few of your favorite things. As much as you love hot women, you want to settle down. Everyone around you has found love, Leslie has Ben, April has Andy, even JERRY has a hot beautiful wife. Just let that sink in. Action: Each night you will select a player and try and find yourself a lover. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated Hidden From Player: Give the desperate state you are in, you are definitely looking to settle down ASAP. If you visit Tammy II, you will fall under her trance (she will call you Glenn) and will become a MAFIA GOON. You will be given access to the private mafia forum. [REDACTED]

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Josh has died! Spoiler + Name: Ben Wyatt Alignment: TOWN Role: Even Night Vigilante You are a state auditor who comes to evaluate the funds in Pawnee and end up staying here because you fell in love with Leslie. D'aww how adorable. You have finally recovered from being an 18 year old mayor of your hometown where you left the city bankrupt. Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown. Yikes. With all of that behind you, you have opened up and made some friends in Pawnee and on a Treat Yo Self shopping occasion, purchased a Batman costume. Sick bro. Action: On every Even night you may go out dressed in your Batman costume and kill one player of your choice. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

They moved onto the final facedown body which had a nice gunshot wound to the head, they flipped it over to find...

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Drr (Rose) has died! Spoiler + Name: Sewage Joe Alignment: MAFIA Role: Janitor You are head of the Pawnee Sewage Department... until you get fired after you send a picture of your genitals to every woman in the Pawnee city government. After Ann Perkins saw the picture, she went to see Chris Traeger, as she was concerned, and diagnosed Joe with the mumps. Upon being told of this, Joe exclaimed "Sweet, someone's got mumps on his lumps!" You had joined forces with the team against Leslie Knope since she's best friends with the jerks who fired you. Action: Once per game you can be sent out for the factional kill on behalf of the mafia if successful in your kill, (if you choose to use this part of your role) you will clean away their role description. You will be told the information about their role in private. You win when all threats against the MAFIA are eliminated, or this is inevitable.

The following message had been broadcast to the town:
That was just horrible. What are you people even doing here?


It is now Day 5

The Day will end at 9:00PM EST tomorrow night. Plurality is in effect. With 17 alive it takes 9 to lynch.

ALIVE:
5. Merc
8. Lil Sockbastian (Sock)
11. TIB
12. Badger
13. 'N'Brian
14. Primate
15. Angi
16. Vlady
17. Boc
18. Hern
20. Stephen
22. Kiwi
23. ZacharyB
25. Miko
26. Timmah
27. Nofo
29. Helios

PMs going out now, hang tight. Thread will open once they are sent.

Vote Count:
Zach (1/9) - TIB

Deadline 9pm EST tomorrow.

Vote Count:
Zach (2/9) - TIB, Badger, Angi, Vlady
Nofo (1/9) - Hern, TIB
Stephen (1/9) - Primate


Deadline 9pm EST tonight, ~4.5 hours.

Vote Count:
Zach (2/9) - TIB, Badger, Angi, Vlady
Nofo (1/9) - Hern, TIB
Stephen (1/9) - Primate
Helios (1/9) - Sock


Deadline 9pm EST tonight, ~2.5 hours

Vote Count:
Zach (3/9) - TIB, Badger, Angi, Vlady, Sock, Angi
Nofo (2/9) - Hern, TIB, Herm
Stephen (2/9) - Primate, Zach
Brian (1/9) - Sock
Helios (0/9) - Sock
Angi (0/9) - Sock

i think. f u sock. deadline 11 mins

Vote Count:
Zach (3/9) - TIB, Badger, Angi, Vlady, Sock, Angi
Nofo (2/9) - Hern, TIB, Herm
Stephen (2/9) - Primate, Zach
Brian (1/9) - Sock
Helios (0/9) - Sock
Angi (0/9) - Sock

Zach has been lynched!

herm ur unlynch was out of time

Flavour will suck/be editted when I'm not working 15 hour days.

The citizens of Pawnee turned to Zach, tied a cinder block to his feet and tossed him in the river.

"If he gets out, he's a witch! Burn him! LONG LIVE ZORP!!!" shouted grandpa john.

"Uhh what? He dead fo sho" an old guy with a lazy eye pointed out.

Zach has died!

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Name: Greg Pikitis Alignment: TOWN Role: Princess You're a little princess who is super cute. You tease Leslie but secretly admire her and want to be her when you grow up. Your hobbies include butterfly collecting, galloping in a field, picking daisies, and stealing kisses from boys. HOW CUTE. Your role models are Tux and Flipper, 2 boy penguins Leslie unknowingly married. Action: If you are ever lynched or killed, the citizens of Pawnee will cry the next day and it will be CANCELLED. It will immediately go into the next Night phase. You win when all threats to the TOWN are eliminated, or this is inevitable. It is now Night 5. You have ~ 24 hours to send in all night actions (to the baby jamie christ account). The deadline for actions is tomorrow evening at 9:00 PM EST......... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Spoiler + Name: Greg Pikitis Alignment: MAFIA Role: Ninja You're a little shit disturber and love to torture Leslie Knope. You vandalized the Parks Department one Halloween night and then you hired a fake mom off craigslist to get you out of trouble with Leslie. Pretty epic. You have joined forces with fellow people who aren't too fond of her because your favorite thing to do is mess with her. Doing it for the lolz. Action: Twice in the game when you are sent out for the fractional kill you will be undetectable and completely invisible. You win when all threats against the MAFIA are eliminated, or this is inevitable.

OKAY! Now It is really Night 5. You have ~ 24 hours to send in all night actions (to the baby jamie christ account). The deadline for actions is tomorrow evening at 9:00 PM EST.

Be sure to read the entire post if you didn't (: