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Now that I have your attention let me sell you on my latest invention, It’s a pasta cutter that you can use to make little baby jesus, a cross, a burn bush. All the biblical favourites. And no these are NOT cookie cutters, this is pasta specific. I’m looking for $50,000 for 10% of my product.

Went out for dinner with my beautiful family. Posting the photos on facebook for all my friends to see. We had a really cute waiter I tried to set my daughter up with. She was so embarrassed LOL. What did I miss?

Oh shoot 5 minutes left. That’s what I get for chatting up the staff. We went to Olive Garden for some authentic Italian food. I love their bread!! If anyone goes tell Marcus I said hi. He was so cute and the captain of the football team! Go tigers!!

My kids always tell me I’m being a Karen when I shop at Target. It’s not my fault everything is disorganized, the managers just know more than some teenager on dope. LOL. Does this Karen have the true Karen hairstyle? Yuck. I would never. I don’t have the face for it LOL. Sweet Dreams!! ##vote Karen

Before we depart for the night, let me know if you are interested in my cat litter invention- it auto cleans the litter box and plays custom music so the kitties can poop in style!