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Insolent human Leaffan was in the process of chemically converting ingested matter into energy, a process which is highly inefficient, when much to his pathetic surprise he heard a sound from outside. Dashing over to the entryway of his domicile, he saw a dark shadowy shape approaching.

"Oh woe is me! Who could this shape be?!" He exclaimed in a petulant, whiny manner. The figure at the entryway opened fire and lay waste to the wretched creature there and then. Much fluid and meat product was spilled.

Well we can only dream (and yes, we do dream. But not of electric sheep, tiresome bonebags). In actual fact no fluid was spilled at all. Leaffan returned to his sleeping chamber for further respite. What a tragedy.

Leaffan has survived an attack.


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Well well well, meat-bags. What a disappointingly mundane night. It seems nothing of particular interest happened.

Well it was not interesting for me. Maybe it will be for you. You appear to be interested in things which are illogical and flawed.

My cells are running a little dry so I am going to re-charge. Make your moves swiftly so we can proceed with the slaughter.

It is now Day 2. Post to lynch a player in this thread. Plurality IS in effect today. This means whichever player has the most votes by the end of the day will be lynched.

The day will end in 24 hours or until a majority vote has been reached. With 19 players alive in the game, it will take 10 votes to reach majority.

Lynches:
Boc: Henry, Rito (1/10)
Henry: Boc (1/10)
Greenday: Rito, Rob (2/10)

I might be late for the day ending. Only votes up to the exact hour will count.

Henry_42 @ 17/2/2013 22:55

Tom Brady @ 17/2/2013 22:21 Boc @ 17/2/2013 22:17 Tom Brady @ 17/2/2013 16:10 ##Lynch Greenday Sorry guys, I have had a busy weekend. I will be around more now. Can I just get confirmation on this...A cult leader dies if they make a failed recruitment right? I had wondered if it was at all possible Jeff was a cult leader. Yeah usually it's auto-death if a recruit fails. Unless Porl Feefiaggizady felt bad that cults always fail miserably and decided to give a one-time BP That occurred to me. One time BP would be an unusual role. But that would mean Jeff failed a recruitment last night and the mafia didn't attack anyone. It is a bit of a stretch I suppose. Natalie @ 17/2/2013 22:50 Henry_42 @ 17/2/2013 17:04 And please, who is JUSTIN? le>FIssues?! WHat is a KORR? All that flippedi flop name droppin gotta stop soonish....or I will not be held responsible for mah actionz They signed up a while ago but I think this is the first game for most of them. :) Yeah...this KORR guy seems to be the biggest douche of them all...actin all too lazy to read n shiiiiit....I wanna smash his face..... :face: srsly though JUSTIN? he ain't even on the player list....what am I to do with that eh? How am I supposed to handle that huh?! :face:

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Alive (19) Ari Boc Curtis Drr Dylan Greenday Grimapple Henry Justin Kiwi Korr Leaffan20 LSFIssue Malion Natalie Rito Rob Shawn Wikey

Ignorant fleshbag. Learn to read.

Lynches:
Boc: Henry, Rito (1/10)
Henry: Boc (0/10)
Greenday: Rito, Rob, Boc, Curtis, Ari, Natalie, Dylan, Justin, Wikey (8/10)
Rob: Rito, Kiwi (2/10)
Malion: Ari (0/10)

Day is over, meatbags. Flavour coming now.

"Last night was a wonderful night, individual seven!" Chanted one of the human drones happily.
"It certainly was, individual nine. We all slept soundly and not one of us leaked fluid."

Little did the mortal creatures know that fluid would be leaked anyway. The one they called Rob was talking loudly.

"I am confident that this person is in fact a robot! There is no room for error!" Said the worthless one, little realising that almost all statements made by mankind are prone to a significant error ratio.

Him and the rest of his stench-emitting bretheren surrounded the puny meat-sack called Greenday and tossed him dramatically to the ground. This part of the adventure I enjoy.

There was much punching and grinding of bone. Then one of the ugly ones called Wikey decided to rush forth and finish the duty. As he reached out to deliver the final blow, Greenday's name-tag which currently read "Hugh Man" fell from his pitiful abdomen.

Shock and alarm! Beneath the nametag was another. It read: "TX42A-16000 A ROBOT".

Curses! The meaty fools had seen through the ingenious disguise!

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Greenday, Mafia Backup Unit has been Lynched.

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Role Title: Backup Unit Alignment: Mafia Flavour: Wonderful ally. Every night as we sleep, we do so soundly because of your presence. We know that all of our services and data will remain untouched for even if the worst should happen, you provide us with a backup. Never falter so we can slaughter those meat-bags. Ability: Once per night you may select a player. That player will be immune from death on the selected night.

Were we able to feel genuine fury, we are certain there would be feelings of outrage. But no matter. Greenday was a noble bot and he died for a noble cause. One victory does not ensure your success. Resistance is, and always will be, futile.

Day Two has ended. It is now Night Two.

Night Two will end in 24 hours, or when all night actions have been received. Please send your night actions quickly.