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i'll probably have turkey, and put some mashed potatoes on my plate, only to remember too late that my cousin sucks at making them. The turkey, which will be dry, will be the only thing i eat. I will dip every forkful in salt.
I might have apple pie. |
You gotta brine dat shit, when my mom made turkey a while ago it was always dry, then I told her, now it's dank |