Cicadas are really loud.

That happens to me on my phone. With that though, I think it's just that my phone doesn't allow the box to fully extend itself and so I can't see the links, but I can click them if I'm precise enough.

My mother came into my room and started telling me how she got this body wash for me and that I should use it because it has lotion or some shit in it, and I was like "Can't I just use Axe..." because while I hate Axe's ads, I like the body wash because it washes off easily, works well for shaving if I run out of proper shaving gel, and it smells good.

And she was all "No that's for boys!" and I was like "I don't care. It works and I like it" and we reached a stalemate and she left the room thinking I really just wanted Axe deoderant or something...

I just want nice efficient soap, dammit! And I don't care if it possibly makes me smell sexy to other people. I'd prefer that to smelling like fruit all day. I mean, some fruit-scented soaps I like, but not in the "damn that smells good" way some men's soap and cologne do (the Axe soap currently in the shower doesn't do that for me, but that's ok).

Fucking gender roles. She also woke me up from what was gonna be a really nice nap.

Oh wait. I've seen the soap now. It doesn't smell like fruit. It smells like spices and chai.

Mal @ 3/3/2013 13:40

This one is my favorite because she doesn't actually spill it, but everyone is too used to spills to react as if the soda will not be spilled. They throw down their fucking cards like that'll somehow help things. They can't even think rationally enough to protect the damn cards from damage.

lol

Robb Stark on the Tube.

I laughed a lot harder than I should've at this.

If you can't read the Japanese...	+
Basically, it says "Team Rocket's blasting off again"

Spoilery for Game of Thrones but funny	+
You won't get it yet unless you know stuff + Last chance to stop +

And this one's not spoilery. Khal Drogo basically turns into Oberyn Martell imo.