Grim reacts to Sony's conference live!
Sony's opening video has already won me.
Hi, Sony guy. But I don't care about the Vita...
Okay we're done with that! Yay, stuff about The Last of Us and other games! And Beyond: Two Souls!
Why must I be broke?
I don't really care about Gran Turismo 6 (but it is super pretty), and I've seen this Arkham Origins stuff already (and I don't care about Knightfall and Adam West skins)...
The ultimate GTA V experience can only be found on PS3 with their fancy headphones.
Now some guy is talking about the PS4. He's introducing the design. It is... a box! It's kind of rhombus shaped but you can't tell from this picture.
This next guy has really big ears. I don't really care about the TV/MUSIC/MOVIES!!!! part of the PSN.
Blah blah blah Sony Entertainment blah blah content blah...
Heroic music has seen this guy off!
The first guy is back now, but he's talking about shit that is not games. Ugh. I don't care about Netflix (even though I love it) and Redbox!
"game innovation and new titles" Please do not show me anything about your motion control stuff...
Shu Yoshida has appeared! He is excited to be here. He's showing a tweet of his...
Now he's saying his group has like 20 titles that'll be released in the first year of the PS4.
Oooooh what have we got here? Something from Santa Monica and Rocksteady. It's got London and monsters and stuff. It's called The Order.
Got some Killzone: Shadow Fall now.
Some Drive Club (I think that was the name).
Some INFAMOUS: SECOND SON!
Some... I don't know what this is. A kids game, it looks like... It's called Knack.
Yoshida is telling us how the PS4 is better at showing emotions in characters eyes and whatever. M'kay!
He's gonna show us an example!
It's from The Dark Sorcerer. It's generated and shit in real-time. It's pretty. Really pretty. Damn. Omg I want this game. I want it so much. They're showing the whole demo tomorrow.. But I wanna see it now!
Yoshida's talking about indie games and now Adam Boyes has appeared, talking about stuff like The Witness. Now some indie company guys have appeared, showing stuff from Transistor.
Boyes is talking about player-created stuff. Now he's showing some other indie stuff. Omg Oddworld!!!
Now some stuff about Diablo 3 and now some stuff from Square-Enix. This game is pretty, of course. The combat looks interesting. Ah, it's
Final Fantasy Versus XIII Final Fantasy XV.
Oh they have one more teaser to show us? What could it be? Aw snap. It's Kingdom Hearts!
HOLD UP. IT'S KINGDOM HEARTS 3! MY INNER 12-YEAR-OLD IS CHEERING!
I'm so distracted by KH3 I missed what game is currently being shown! I can tell it's Assassin's Creed IV just from the movement though.
lol that awkward moment when you demo stalls for a few seconds and then does it again and again and you just shrug a bit while you're on stage and they cut it off and bring out Watch Dogs.
Oh. It's Watch_Dogs with an underscore. I'm still going to write Watch Dogs. I want this game. I've wanted this game since they first showed it last year. Ooh, mobile connection co-op help stuff. Interesting. That is some pretty water.
Now we've got some Lebron James and NBA2K14. Both the rendered one and the real one, talking to each other.
And now some Elder Scrolls Online! And now some Mad Max.
and now... "Radioactive" plays a bit. Can we please get a new song?
And now it's time for saying why the PS4 is better than the XBox One. For example, PS4 will have no restrictions on used game titles and you can trade shit, sell it, whatever!
Shots have been fired! The crowd goes wild.
AND THE (non-online) GAMES DON'T NEED TO BE CONNECTED ONLINE TO PLAY OR FOR ANY TYPE OF AUTHENTICATION AND IT WON'T STOP WORKING IF YOU HAVEN'T AUTHENTICATED WITHIN 24 HOURS.
And now some clip and gameplay of Destiny. Very cool looking game.
PS4 will be $399.