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Curtis
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| Post #1: 18th Jun 2018 7:41 PM | |
You've heard the Alligator River story. You've heard The Bread Thief story. NOW PRESENTING...
THE BRIEFCASE
A group of five work friends left a bar and took a shortcut down an alleyway. On their way down an alley they stumbled across a drunk, sleeping man who was clutching a briefcase that clearly belonged to him. The briefcase was spilled open, revealing $100,000 inside.
Lucas noticed the money first. While the other four were distracted to see if the man was okay, Lucas picked up the briefcase and planned on hiding it nearby so he could pick it up later and keep it all for himself.
The group caught Lucas and called him out, forcing Lucas to come clean. Noah suggested they take the money for themselves but the rest were weary. Noah went a step further and suggested they ice Lucas out for his earlier betrayal. The group agreed since it meant they'd each get a larger cut and a drunk and angry Lucas left them.
The group found some plastic bags in a nearby trash can and began to divvy the money up evenly. Not happy with the way Noah iced Lucas out, Abby secretly took Noah's share for herself and filled Noah's bag with something else to trick him. Dustin, who had a crush on Abby, saw her do this and planted evidence that would lead Noah to assume that innocent Megan was the one who stole his share, despite Noah being Dustin's best friend.
Meanwhile, an angry Lucas called the police from across the street and told them what his four friends were doing. The police showed up and caused the group to panic and flee in all directions (the friends were drunk, underage, and stealing a considerable amount of money). Abby, knowing that two cops were around the corner, told Dustin to run that way while she ran in the opposite direction. Her plan worked as Dustin was caught by the police and Abby managed to escape.
As Megan ran with the briefcase and her share, she saw the sleeping man jolt awake and gasp for air. Megan recognized that the man was having an asthma attack and she found his inhaler inside of the briefcase, but the police were already too close. Knowing that she would be arrested if she went back to provide the inhaler, Megan assumed the police would be able to deal with him and ran in the opposite direction. The man survived the ordeal.
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There are five characters in this story; Lucas, Noah, Abby, Dustin, and Megan. Rank the characters based on their behavior from worst behavior to best behavior. Vote in the poll above for the single worst behaved character.
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Curtis
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| Post #2: 18th Jun 2018 8:06 PM | |
The Alligator River story:
The Bread Thief story:
The Briefcase story:
Igor doesn't know how to read confirmed | |
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Curtis
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| Post #3: 18th Jun 2018 8:07 PM | |
6/10 Igor! | |
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Curtis
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| Post #4: 18th Jun 2018 8:13 PM | |
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KC getting a lot of action tonite aye? |
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Igor your warning level has been reset to 0. For each shitty Igor post it goes up by 1. If you reach 10 by the end of June you are banned
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Curtis
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| Post #5: 18th Jun 2018 8:33 PM | |
Lucas is based on Igor | |
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Curtis
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| Post #6: 18th Jun 2018 9:31 PM | |
Megan for all stars! | |
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Curtis
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| Post #7: 19th Jun 2018 9:48 AM | |
I’m gonna do five of these stories and then take the biggest piece of shit from all five and put them against each other to find out who is the worst of the worst | |
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Curtis
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| Post #8: 19th Jun 2018 9:50 AM | |
That means you rascals need to actually VOTE when you make your choice! The comment to vote ratio is terribly unbalanced | |
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Curtis
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| Post #9: 19th Jun 2018 9:54 AM | |
Josh making a power play by putting Megan last
No surprise coming from our most darksided member | |
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Curtis
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| Post #10: 19th Jun 2018 10:23 AM | |
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Curtis you've accidentally started a theme here.
Alligator River - Lust
Bread Thief - Gluttony
Briefcase Story - Greed
WHAT'S NEXT |
ONE DAY FIVE SLOTHS WERE HANGING OUT
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Curtis
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| Post #11: 19th Jun 2018 10:24 AM | |
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That means you rascals need to actually VOTE when you make your choice! The comment to vote ratio is terribly unbalanced |
You can't polish a turd. |
ahhh | |
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Curtis
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| Post #12: 19th Jun 2018 11:02 AM | |
Yes it means you’re excluded. Like being FROZEN OUT of an account or something. Frozen/iced etc. EZ PZ! | |
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Curtis
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| Post #13: 19th Jun 2018 11:41 AM | |
Too bad | |
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