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Curtis
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| Post #1: 21st May 2018 4:22 PM | |
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| Post #2: 21st May 2018 6:44 PM | |
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But Spider-Man's dead guys. |
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OH YEAH WAIT WHAAAAAT! | |
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| Post #3: 21st May 2018 6:46 PM | |
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But Spider-Man's dead guys. |
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OH YEAH WAIT WHAAAAAT! |
THIS IS A HUGE PLOTHOLE! | |
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| Post #4: 21st May 2018 6:53 PM | |
What an oversight
GENIUSES! | |
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| Post #5: 21st May 2018 8:52 PM | |
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But Spider-Man's dead guys. |
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OH YEAH WAIT WHAAAAAT! |
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Nobody stays dead in comic books. |
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Ik I was being sarcastic. It's my biggest complaint with dumbdumb Infinity War! | |
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| Post #6: 15th Jan 2019 9:47 AM | |
https://youtu.be/DYYtuKyMtY8
Looks p good, I like the look of Mysterio | |
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| Post #7: 11th Jul 2019 7:55 PM | |
lol uhh. I must’ve accidentally watched the rough cut
5/10 | |
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| Post #8: 11th Jul 2019 8:11 PM | |
Spider-Man: https://boxd.it/3EQfq
Marvel: https://boxd.it/1xoBm
It was painfully Marvel in the worst ways. Cringey humor, mostly corny, kinda awkwardly shot at times? Mysterio’s exposition speech was bad and his motivation was worse, Gyllenhaal was wasted
I thought I’d like this one, I enjoyed Homecoming and reviews seemed promising but this fell so flat to me. It’s no where close to Homecoming and doesn’t do anything to stand out in the MCU at all | |
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| Post #9: 11th Jul 2019 8:45 PM | |
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Curtis you should wash your eyes out with soap |
I feel like I just did | |
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| Post #10: 11th Jul 2019 8:46 PM | |
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hey you're WRONG
I didn't think the jokes in this felt anything like the rest of the MCU (except for obviously Homecoming and maybe like IM3). But I was already a fan of McKenna's writing from his Community days so |
YOU’RE wrong. I really can’t believe you found this funny
this just convinced me to never watch Community EVER! | |
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| Post #11: 12th Jul 2019 12:06 PM | |
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Why does my list have an extra movie than both of yours? |
I haven’t seen Captain Marvel and he hasn’t seen the second Thor | |
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| Post #12: 12th Jul 2019 12:25 PM | |
Since those are regarded as two of the worst ones it sounds like you lose | |
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| Post #13: 12th Jul 2019 2:34 PM | |
I’m rebelling until I get a new cut written by an adult
The little kid in front of me cracked UPPPP at every “Peter tingle” joke :lol: | |
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| Post #14: 12th Jul 2019 6:07 PM | |
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hey you're WRONG
I didn't think the jokes in this felt anything like the rest of the MCU (except for obviously Homecoming and maybe like IM3). But I was already a fan of McKenna's writing from his Community days so |
YOU’RE wrong. I really can’t believe you found this funny
this just convinced me to never watch Community EVER! |
ok woah woah woah Community is like 90% Harmon's baby but McKenna did co-write most of the best episodes. And he co-wrote Homecoming too!!
The Peter tingle jokes were probably the worst parts but TELL ME you didn't at least laugh at Martin Starr's story about his wife. I can't believe you hated the exposition scene too, it was so GLEEFULLY over-the-top/tongue-in-cheek |
Light spoilers Zersch don’t read:
Everyone I was with was stonefaced the entire movie, I don’t think I chuckled a single time. I’m not trying to be a contrarian film cricket, I legitimately thought the humor was so rough and way different from Homecoming. I don’t remember Martin Starr’s wife story at all, you’d have to remind me. I do remember the kids cracking up when his camera fell in the water
The exposition scene was so awkward, I don’t know how to describe it. His motivations felt classic Marvel paper thin
I really think it’ll be such a forgotten and pointless MCU movie that we’ll all forget in two months but HEY! What do I know. I can’t believe it’s fourth best for you, it’s like fourth worst for me | |
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| Post #15: 12th Jul 2019 7:17 PM | |
Honestly maybe, cause it was a terrible movie theater experience. I’m on vacation and the theater was PACKED full of groups of kids who wouldn’t stop talking throughout and laughed at the dumbest (Peter tingle) jokes
Might’ve had a lot to do with it. We may never know | |
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