I drink coffee every morning
I had my first cup of coffee sometime last year and I've had one nearly every weekday at work since. I think it tastes like shit but I power through it because it staves off my hunger in the morning by a couple hours

I've eaten fast food in the last 7 days
The answer will be yes no matter what point in my life you ask me

I have a tool box
Not personally no

I have Hulu
No

I've driven an RV
No

I have fly paper hanging somewhere in my home
No

I've had my oil changed in the last three months
No

I have been affected by a natural disaster
No

I always tip
ofc I'm a great tipper

My phone is less than two years old
Brand new!

I owned (or still own) a Polaroid camera
I don't think I ever did no

I have rented a storage space
No

I've posted something on Facebook in the last 24 hours
No

I'm excited for an upcoming movie or video game
yes many probably

I regret something I've bought recently
I had an apple this morning that turned out to be a p. bad one

I remember my dream last night
No