Fried Turkey
Roasted Turkey
Never had fried, roasted
Cranberries
Cranberry Sauce (canned)
both blow
Pumpkin Pie
Pecan Pie
both blow
Football
Parade
football since parades are boring
Your drunk republican uncle
Your nosy aunt
Luckily I don't have a republican uncle. Nosy aunt over him any day tho
Stuffing
Mashed Potatoes
Stuffing EASY
Black Friday
Cyber Monday
Never experienced black friday
Christmas Music
A shot to the forehead
BANG BANG | It's nice to catch up with family on Thanksgiving because a month later during Christmas you're already all caught up so you can cut the bullshit and move on |