I played a sport in school: In 4th and 5th grade I ""played baseball"" aka was shoved to the corner in left field and picked grass if that counts

I've bought a product off an informercial: Sure haven't

I've cried in a public place: Sure haven't. Obviously yes as a screaming whiny child like everyone, but I can't think of a single time from teenage years - present

I will buy candy to give out to children this year: Sure won't

I have an embarrassing interest or hobby: All of you!

I've seen someone die: Not quite but the man who threw himself in front of the train I was riding got wedged somewhere under my seat. Lovely

I still own something I had when I was a child: Plenty of things

I have been to a party in the last month: Sure have

I currently have a dating profile: Sure do

I've gotten an autograph from a celebrity: LOU FERRIGNO! :muscles: