It's about time Durtis moments are shoved in one thread instead of scattered

I received a nice surprise this morning:

Durtis is a long tale spanning many years

First: I was a freshman in college, came back from a party, and drunkenly friend requested every Curtis Page on facebook. Several accepted me, many rejected me, one wrote "sod off cunt good name though" on my wall

Second: Probably at least a year later on our old forum FI, we were talking on the cbox one day and were googling each others' names to see what came up for some reason. Someone googled mine and some really really shitty school website came up, designed by a Curtis Page in Kensal North Dakota. The site, the town of Kensal, and Curtis #2 became a meme on FI for awhile

THEN I realized that I had actually been facebook friends with Curtis #2 from a year prior ALL ALONG, he was one of the three who was still my friend. We nicknamed him Durtis (dumb curtis), the black one Blurtis (black curtis), and the fat one Furtis (ya). Furtis unfriended me awhile ago :( . Only Durtis and Blurtis remain

I've now been friends with these two men for many years and have tracked their life progress throughout the time, specifically Durtis. He's a very strange man. He got married to his short time girlfriend, got the UGLIEST tattoo of her that I have ever seen in my life, put it on facebook without telling her he was getting it, she saw it for the first time on facebook and got in a huge fight with him in the comments, they divorced a short time later. The tattoo picture isn't there anymore which is such a bummer, it was so hideous

Every so often he makes strange contact with me out of the blue, like above

Here he is:

I will ask this man one question on facebook messenger

Post nominees below and I'll ask the best one

here we are together

I've made contact folks

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...............!

The most underwhelming answer to a 7 year mystery

oh

there you have it folks

He waves at me once a week now