Batman's got dead parents. Superman has dead parents and one dead foster parent
Batman's got a ton of money and lives in a manor. Superman lives on a farm in the middle of nowhere
Batman has no powers and Superman has flight, super strength, etc.
Superman's kind of a recluse but Batman goes to extravagant parties and such
Batman lives in crappy Gotham city and Superman lives in Metropolis
....BATMAN! | If I was one then I probably wouldn't be looking to fight the other |