i'm a good person. i'm not just saying that. i'm a corn husk, you gotta peel the layers back. and then, in the middle is this luxury yellow corn with all these little pellets of information. and it's juicy. buttery. you want to get to that corn. nick needs that corn.
Everyone was all over Brian's shit from the starting bell. But Brian was used to it, he was the queen bitch around these parts. If people weren't hating on him, he wasn't doing his job correctly. There was little room for the argument to be pushed anywhere but squarely on his shoulders. Even Nofo woke up and popped his head out of his room to put his two cents in.
It was around the time Curtis shot Brian in the knee that things took a turn for the worst for Brian. Not only was he going to have to leave, his leg was going to be all fucked up. He looked up at everyone from the floor with tears in his eyes. "We'll always have day six tho." Everyone nodded in agreement. They WOULD always have day six. Brian was still wistfully staring off and reminiscing about day six when Curtis grabbed hold of his feet.
"Sorry pal, you know the drill. We don't wait around for the host and the suitor anymore." Curtis began dragging him towards the front door. "Consider that bullet in your kneecap a consolation prize." Brian winced the entire way. "Oh well, more time for Nick. Peace bitches, platinum vagine out." Curtis with the help of Lamps lifted Brian and threw him out the door. Brian hit the walkway outside and rolled into the grass. Things sure came apart pretty quickly.
BRIAN HAS BEEN DISMISSED!
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Character: Corinne Olympios Played by: Brian Role:Mafia Godmother
You’re the ultimate Godmother. Both loved and hated by Bachelor Nation, you’re a legendary villain. Nothing any of those other bitches say can bring you down. Your daddy’s rich and you always get what you want. You run a multi-millionaire company, and you don’t appreciate being treated like an idiot by ANYONE. Plus, you have an irresistible platinum vagine
You are the head honcho. The queen bitch. You have final say over the Mafia factional kill each night. Your nanny Raquel and her magical cheese pasta keep you safe from all harm, so
you are immune to all attempts on your life. You will scan as being “here for the right reasons” (Town) on any possible investigative reports.
You are aligned with the MAFIA. You win when all threats to the Mafia have been eliminated and your faction makes up at least 50% of the remaining players.
