Professor Zachary Sutherland @ 14/1/2018 15:42

You think my suffering is... Funny? I... i suppose I'll take that. I was attempting research to expand the power of the human mind as part of a greater project to find a way to reverse death, a... A specific death, actually. I was failing at my attempts, and believed if I would simply make myself more productive, and less... Distracted... I could complete the work. Instead, I've only wound up with a terrible distraction which calls itself Zedd. But... I don't know how to be rid of him now without destroying myself in the process.

Oh yeah I think I saw the movie, maybe read the book. Good stuff.

If you're not suffering you're not living. Join the club moopsy.

I noticed there if meant to be an individual present named.... Habeas Porpoise? An odd name, to be sure.

I don't believe they have appeared...? If we are seeking someone up to no good, or even an unproductive soul who would not help our collective cause... Surely that would be a greater choice to make, rather than myself, who is active and invested, if...o-of split mind.

Habeas Porpoise? I don't recognize the name but I might recognize the ass.

Honky Tonk Hoes @ 14/1/2018 10:53

Habeas Porpoise? I don't recognize the name but I might recognize the ass.

It's the dolphin wearing the overpriced suit.

Sutherland, me think you problem need solve now.

Be gone with your gum sir. Gum was invented to capture the minds of the youth and poison them with communist lies.

As for Sutherland...back in my day, when lefty ball was just a wee pip, we used to lock schizophrenic fools like you up in an asylum, and throw away the key. Ah, those were the days.

Professor Zachary Sutherland @ 14/1/2018 15:42

You think my suffering is... Funny? I... i suppose I'll take that. I was attempting research to expand the power of the human mind as part of a greater project to find a way to reverse death, a... A specific death, actually. I was failing at my attempts, and believed if I would simply make myself more productive, and less... Distracted... I could complete the work. Instead, I've only wound up with a terrible distraction which calls itself Zedd. But... I don't know how to be rid of him now without destroying myself in the process.

oooOOOO did someone say suffering? I quiver.

you disgust me

Professor Zachary Sutherland @ 14/1/2018 15:42

You think my suffering is... Funny? I... i suppose I'll take that. I was attempting research to expand the power of the human mind as part of a greater project to find a way to reverse death, a... A specific death, actually. I was failing at my attempts, and believed if I would simply make myself more productive, and less... Distracted... I could complete the work. Instead, I've only wound up with a terrible distraction which calls itself Zedd. But... I don't know how to be rid of him now without destroying myself in the process.

Have you tried excessive masterbating to shoot the evil out? Nothing better to clear and focus your mind than to shoot a wad out. Relaxes you too. Trust us, it's fantastic.

If we want to survive this barren wasteland, our best bet is to pool all of our resources together, and share them equally, unless someone seems to be a little weak, then they can have more of the strong people's supplies. Just to make sure we are all equally strong. That way, the bad people won't be stronger than the good people, so they won't be able to kill us.

5 Minho deadline, where is everyone?

Team Fruity Bitch @ 14/1/2018 11:55

5 Minho deadline, where is everyone?

Minutes, fucking autocorrect.

Damn, my discussion of masterbating and helping the weak has got me all worked up. I'll be back in a bit.

Team Fruity Bitch @ 14/1/2018 16:55

5 Minho deadline, where is everyone?

I thought that we had a couple hours yet.

TheBallsacks @ 14/1/2018 11:58

Team Fruity Bitch @ 14/1/2018 16:55 5 Minho deadline, where is everyone? I thought that we had a couple hours yet.

Deadline is noon, right?