Professor Zachary Sutherland @ 14/1/2018 3:55

Team Fruity Bitch @ 13/1/2018 22:49 These multiple personalities is going to get old fast. Your single personality has already bored me half to death

How do we get you to all the way dead?

Day 1 Vote Count:

Black Panther - (1/7) - [TFB]
Li’l Dopes - (1/7) - [Ballsacks]
Professor Sutherland - (1/7) - [TE(i)AM]
Russian WOT - (0/7) - [TE(i)AM]


Deadline in approximately 12 hours at noon pst

Every day is Thursday at Lola's when you're drunk as fuck.

##Lynch TE(i)AM

So gross! (ᗒᗩᗕ)
##lynch Professor Sutherland

I.... I believe he's gone for the time being. I'm so sorry about... Him.

He calls himself Zedd, though I'm not certain he's deserving of a separate name, it is rather convenient when it comes to discussing him and the nature of his existence. I... Suppose you could say that he is me, though that's highly inaccurate. He's a mistake, the accidental result of an errant experiment, enacted during... A time of grief. He's likely a manifestation of some repressed memory or emotion... One still not worthy of acknowledgements.

B...but regardless, for the moment, he is gone, and I am in control, and I will attempt to remain in control for as long as I am able. Unfortunately, he is becoming a greater and greater problem...

As... As cathartic as it might be to see Zedd put to the noose, At least as far as my body goes, we are one in the same. Lynching him would lynch me as well, and I cannot condone that. I have done nothing to deserve it, and... While he is... an... A.... a very uncouth individual, he had done nothing wrong to warrant a hanging. You must understand, the most he is capable of is shouting and lying... a-about the size of... Of.... Well, it doesn't matter.

The point is, I am not the man you want to kill.

##Lynch Zachary Sutherland

This ridiculous attempt at roleplay is clearly a ploy to divert from his true nature. Scummy scum fuck

Professor Zachary Sutherland is playing the old Jekyll and Hyde routine. So original :garydance:

Me and my teammate came up with a much more novel concept than the tired cliché of a schizophrenic scientist. We are ballsacks. I am the right ball, and my friend is the left ball, and we have no discernible personality traits whatsoever.

So Zachary, Zedd, whatever your name is, I have one thing to say to you: Take your poxy double personality, stick it up your jacksy, and leave the grown ups to figure this out you piece of human garbage.

A word of warning though, if you do get talking to my left side, keep in mind he is a dirty communist

TheBallsacks @ 14/1/2018 8:45

A word of warning though, if you do get talking to my left side, keep in mind he is a dirty communist

Here in ruzziuh, we juzt cuhl dem comruhdez.

This is n-no roleplay or... Or ruse. But if it were... It would be incredibly boring and... And dull to simply Lynch someone for trying to have fun, wouldn't it?

I wish it were a fun roleplay and not the terrible consequences of my life's work....

Hey doc, what IS your life's work?

From where I'm sitting it appears to be annoying the shit out of everyone else, but I think it's a HOOT.

Stars and bars baby.

You think my suffering is... Funny? I... i suppose I'll take that.

I was attempting research to expand the power of the human mind as part of a greater project to find a way to reverse death, a... A specific death, actually. I was failing at my attempts, and believed if I would simply make myself more productive, and less... Distracted... I could complete the work. Instead, I've only wound up with a terrible distraction which calls itself Zedd.

But... I don't know how to be rid of him now without destroying myself in the process.

TheBallsacks @ 14/1/2018 9:43

Professor Zachary Sutherland is playing the old Jekyll and Hyde routine. So original :garydance: Me and my teammate came up with a much more novel concept than the tired cliché of a schizophrenic scientist. We are ballsacks. I am the right ball, and my friend is the left ball, and we have no discernible personality traits whatsoever. So Zachary, Zedd, whatever your name is, I have one thing to say to you: Take your poxy double personality, stick it up your jacksy, and leave the grown ups to figure this out you piece of human garbage.

Unless our shitty mod is playing this character, I doubt anyone would claim their role on D1.

I'd offer you a piece of shitty flavorless gum, but I'm not sure how you'd chew it.