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Post #1471: 15th Feb 2014 6:16 PM 
Darth Lego @ 15/2/2014 8:27
It took me a bit to understand that 'VD' was not 'Venereal Disease'.

That's the joke

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Post #1472: 16th Feb 2014 12:35 AM 
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Post #1473: 16th Feb 2014 12:43 AM 
loool it gets even better

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Post #1474: 16th Feb 2014 4:35 PM 
The stalker balloon ran out of helium, but when I was in the room it's in, it FUCKING LEPT UP AT ME. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
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Post #1475: 16th Feb 2014 4:39 PM 
Take it outside and curb stomp it. It's the only way to free yourself of the poltergeist balloon.
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Post #1476: 16th Feb 2014 4:41 PM 
Put it in the oven.
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Post #1477: 16th Feb 2014 4:43 PM 
Stab it.
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Post #1478: 16th Feb 2014 4:43 PM 
Preheat to 450 and then curb stab it on the middle rack of your oven.
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Post #1479: 16th Feb 2014 4:44 PM 
Inhale it. Suck the life right out of it
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Post #1480: 16th Feb 2014 4:44 PM 

Curtis @ 16/2/2014 17:44
Inhale it. Suck the life right out of it


and then cackle maniacally. that's the only way.
 
   
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Post #1481: 16th Feb 2014 6:23 PM 
Curtis @ 15/2/2014 22:43
loool it gets even better



When I saw the gif I was going to post "you have to see the whole video". It's really funny!
 
   
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Post #1482: 17th Feb 2014 3:47 AM 
my roommates invite a random 50 year old black guy up to our apartment today cause they said he "looked like a good guy and wanted to smoke with them."

first thing he says is how he just got out of prison and he's an ex-boxer. then goes on to mention how hes been to prison a few times because he doesnt get along with women. I was about to go on a jog but FUCK THAT I'm not leaving my home with this fucking stranger in it who could easily beat the shit out of my roommates.

My roommate then smokes a blunt with him. Then offers him a beer to wash it down. Oh, then they decide one more blunt should do the trick! Just as he's about to finalllllly leave, my roommate says "HEY YOU WANT ONE MORE BEER!?!?"


.... you gotta be fucking kidding me *facepalm* *MEGA FUCKING FACEPALM*




by the time he finally fucking left it was dark out and I didn't get to go on the jog :(
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Post #1483: 17th Feb 2014 7:49 AM 
Was it Homeless Charlie?
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Post #1484: 17th Feb 2014 9:43 AM 
You should have brought him to burrito box just to get him out of your place.
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Post #1485: 17th Feb 2014 9:49 AM 
Replace him as your new friend.
 
   
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