Patrick Sole Survivor Reputation: 63 Group: Legend Posts: 7,435 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #1471 : 15th Feb 2014 6:16 PM
It took me a bit to understand that 'VD' was not 'Venereal Disease'.
That's the joke
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Matt Dreamland Reputation: 1 Group: Elite Posts: 3,955 Joined: Jul 17, 2013
Post #1472 : 16th Feb 2014 12:35 AM
Curtis First Place Dick Reputation: 1,168 Group: Admin Posts: 78,310 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #1473 : 16th Feb 2014 12:43 AM loool it gets even better
VIDEO
dr - cute and very brutal - Reputation: 192 Group: Admin Posts: 17,916 Joined: Jun 26, 2012
Post #1474 : 16th Feb 2014 4:35 PM The stalker balloon ran out of helium, but when I was in the room it's in, it FUCKING LEPT UP AT ME. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
d ( i n o s r o a ) r
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Zersch birdhouse love Reputation: 527 Group: Overlord Posts: 15,863 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #1475 : 16th Feb 2014 4:39 PM Take it outside and curb stomp it. It's the only way to free yourself of the poltergeist balloon.
KC Shooore Reputation: 93 Group: Admin Posts: 11,463 Joined: Mar 1, 2013
Post #1476 : 16th Feb 2014 4:41 PM Put it in the oven.
Grimapple The Queen of FE Reputation: 68 Group: Elite Posts: 3,151 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #1477 : 16th Feb 2014 4:43 PM Stab it.
Zersch birdhouse love Reputation: 527 Group: Overlord Posts: 15,863 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #1478 : 16th Feb 2014 4:43 PM Preheat to 450 and then curb stab it on the middle rack of your oven.
Curtis First Place Dick Reputation: 1,168 Group: Admin Posts: 78,310 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #1479 : 16th Feb 2014 4:44 PM Inhale it. Suck the life right out of it
itsbrianyay Good morning - evening - afternoon Reputation: 114 Group: Moderator Posts: 19,297 Joined: Oct 3, 2013
Post #1480 : 16th Feb 2014 4:44 PM
Inhale it. Suck the life right out of it
and then cackle maniacally. that's the only way.
Bryce The Butcher Reputation: 100 Group: Legend Posts: 8,748 Joined: Jun 26, 2012
Post #1481 : 16th Feb 2014 6:23 PM loool it gets even better
VIDEO
When I saw the gif I was going to post "you have to see the whole video". It's really funny!
Quizmaster Vern! Of the people for the people Reputation: 57 Group: Godfather Posts: 28,173 Joined: Jun 28, 2012
Post #1482 : 17th Feb 2014 3:47 AM my roommates invite a random 50 year old black guy up to our apartment today cause they said he "looked like a good guy and wanted to smoke with them."
first thing he says is how he just got out of prison and he's an ex-boxer. then goes on to mention how hes been to prison a few times because he doesnt get along with women. I was about to go on a jog but FUCK THAT I'm not leaving my home with this fucking stranger in it who could easily beat the shit out of my roommates.
My roommate then smokes a blunt with him. Then offers him a beer to wash it down. Oh, then they decide one more blunt should do the trick! Just as he's about to finalllllly leave, my roommate says "HEY YOU WANT ONE MORE BEER!?!?"
.... you gotta be fucking kidding me *facepalm* *MEGA FUCKING FACEPALM*
by the time he finally fucking left it was dark out and I didn't get to go on the jog :(
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KC Shooore Reputation: 93 Group: Admin Posts: 11,463 Joined: Mar 1, 2013
Post #1483 : 17th Feb 2014 7:49 AM Was it Homeless Charlie?
Paco Smurf FE's resident Mexican Reputation: 5 Group: Elite Posts: 3,030 Joined: Aug 4, 2012
Post #1484 : 17th Feb 2014 9:43 AM You should have brought him to burrito box just to get him out of your place.
Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
Korru Shitlord Reputation: 33 Group: Elite Posts: 4,267 Joined: Jun 26, 2012
Post #1485 : 17th Feb 2014 9:49 AM Replace him as your new friend.
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