I accidentally went to an Ikea opening. Me and my buddy were trying to get to Frys electronics but the road lead to Ikea, it was supposed to connect but it was blocked off. It was crazy, cops were directing traffic so we were immediately too spooked to try to turn around. We just toked and didn't want to draw any attention to ourselves. The parking lot was packed and it's fucking huge. The size of an airport it feels like. We had to park on the side and before we tried to get out some dude is like waving people in to park so we're like fuck....if he's a cop we don't want to look weird by dipping so we just followed everyone else that was going inside the Ikea. It was packed, just walked around the story and almost got lost. They have a huge fucking cafeteria and a separate cafe I think. It's fucking absurd. Really cool store tho

Ikea is pretty bad ass. They have good food.

I had no idea Ikea had food

I sometimes went to Ikea for lunch back when I was in school.

Nothing better than Costco pizza

https://www.theepochtimes.com/woman-survives-vegas-shooting-loses-home-in-wildfire-next-week_2334037.html

yikes

my college is going on strike along with like 23 other colleges in ontario. lovely. I'm annoyed.

I sat outside to clean my laptop because it was nice out and there was lots of dust to get rid of. Today I find I have mosquito bites all over me. I at least got the motherfucker that did it. I think. There was one I definitely killed after swatting at it for an hour as I was working on my laptop.

Now I also have the annoying psychological thing where I feel like there's something crawling on me when there isn't and that spots itch when they don't. On top of the actual bites all over my arms and neck.

I killed a mosquito in my room the other week and had that feeling for days after. It was awful

Igor @ 15/10/2017 18:31

I accidentally went to an Ikea opening. Me and my buddy were trying to get to Frys electronics but the road lead to Ikea, it was supposed to connect but it was blocked off. It was crazy, cops were directing traffic so we were immediately too spooked to try to turn around. We just toked and didn't want to draw any attention to ourselves. The parking lot was packed and it's fucking huge. The size of an airport it feels like. We had to park on the side and before we tried to get out some dude is like waving people in to park so we're like fuck....if he's a cop we don't want to look weird by dipping so we just followed everyone else that was going inside the Ikea. It was packed, just walked around the story and almost got lost. They have a huge fucking cafeteria and a separate cafe I think. It's fucking absurd. Really cool store tho

I totally read the second sentence as "My and my hubby..."

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11933358

Igor @ 15/10/2017 18:31

I accidentally went to an Ikea opening. Me and my buddy were trying to get to Frys electronics but the road lead to Ikea, it was supposed to connect but it was blocked off. It was crazy, cops were directing traffic so we were immediately too spooked to try to turn around. We just toked and didn't want to draw any attention to ourselves. The parking lot was packed and it's fucking huge. The size of an airport it feels like. We had to park on the side and before we tried to get out some dude is like waving people in to park so we're like fuck....if he's a cop we don't want to look weird by dipping so we just followed everyone else that was going inside the Ikea. It was packed, just walked around the story and almost got lost. They have a huge fucking cafeteria and a separate cafe I think. It's fucking absurd. Really cool store tho

lolwtf

the best part is that it was your first time

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/355603-man-rescued-from-taliban-i-thought-my-captors-were-kidding-when

Today I learned my other uncle actually watches Survivor. We talked about last season and he said he doesn't like this season much. He said he doesn't like backstabbing and was mad at the blindsiding the ginger

Today was my first day back at work after being on vacation. I'd rather be back at Disney World.