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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #13771: 13th Aug 2017 8:19 AM | |
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My Grandma was the sweetest old lady I ever met, unless you passed her off. My bro called her a bitch one time and she made him go get a s uhhwitch and strip bare assed. She whipped his ass bloody until he ran and hid, sweet talked him out of his hiding place, and whipped his ass some more. Ive seen some brawls, a couple of stabbings, and been shot at twice, but that was far and away the most brutal thing I ever saw in my life. I broke out in ducking hives.
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can we rewind back to when you were shot at twice |
Now we know why he has such an itchy mafia trigger finger. Did you roundhouse kick them back Primate?
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #13772: 13th Aug 2017 10:30 AM | |
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My Grandma was the sweetest old lady I ever met, unless you passed her off. My bro called her a bitch one time and she made him go get a s uhhwitch and strip bare assed. She whipped his ass bloody until he ran and hid, sweet talked him out of his hiding place, and whipped his ass some more. Ive seen some brawls, a couple of stabbings, and been shot at twice, but that was far and away the most brutal thing I ever saw in my life. I broke out in ducking hives.
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can we rewind back to when you were shot at twice |
Now we know why he has such an itchy mafia trigger finger. Did you roundhouse kick them back Primate?
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No I ran faster than I have ever ran in my life. | | |
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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #13773: 13th Aug 2017 3:34 PM | |
luxury! |
#banforesnaffle2017 |
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DS.
SF WordSmith
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| Post #13774: 13th Aug 2017 4:13 PM | |
Were you a gangbanger in a past life, Primate? | SFWordsmith.com
Join The Portal for discord mafia and shit talking |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #13775: 13th Aug 2017 4:43 PM | |
i got the soap and wooden spoon when i misbehaved. this was a repressed memory until yall started talking about it | |
| I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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DS.
SF WordSmith
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| Post #13776: 13th Aug 2017 10:59 PM | |
Jamie says “repressed memory”
but he has a wooden spoon on his bedside table whenever he has company over | SFWordsmith.com
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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #13777: 13th Aug 2017 11:54 PM | |
more like wood-patterned silicone with a flared base |
#banforesnaffle2017 |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #13778: 14th Aug 2017 6:58 AM | |
You guys were some badass kids growing up. |
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vladykins
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| Post #13779: 14th Aug 2017 11:38 AM | |
I just got spanked. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Dadd
TY DADD!
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| Post #13780: 14th Aug 2017 12:23 PM | |
I just behaved ... never switched. | | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #13781: 14th Aug 2017 1:20 PM | |
I read this as just now
I was like oh | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #13782: 14th Aug 2017 1:46 PM | |
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I read this as just now
I was like oh |
That too.
I was less naughty this time. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #13783: 14th Aug 2017 2:13 PM | |
| | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #13784: 14th Aug 2017 2:59 PM | |
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#banforesnaffle2017 |
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gabagool
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #13785: 14th Aug 2017 3:12 PM | |
Ye old meyme | "All this from a slice of gabagool?" |
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