the worst was a switch

the belt was the worst

you obviously never had to pick out your own switch

Darren Sanders @ 12/8/2017 23:33

the worst was a switch

My Grandma would make you cut your own switch. I never had to do it, but my brother did.

Fly swatter sucked too. Especially if the wire part got you.

the fuck is a switch
i thought u were talking about the nintendo console

Primate @ 12/8/2017 22:44

Darren Sanders @ 12/8/2017 23:33 the worst was a switch My Grandma would make you cut your own switch. I never had to do it, but my brother did.

Yeah you had to find the right type of switch, one too weeny and it would whip and sting you super bad. One too hard and it would fuck you up lmao, you needed to find the Goldilocks switch

Primate @ 12/8/2017 22:46

Fly swatter sucked too. Especially if the wire part got you.

Fuck, yeah fly swatter is up there.

Igor @ 12/8/2017 22:47

the fuck is a switch i thought u were talking about the nintendo console

It’s like a thin flexible tree branch

Igor @ 12/8/2017 23:47

the fuck is a switch i thought u were talking about the nintendo console

A switch is a small tree branch. God help you if you only had willow or apricot trees. Your back would end up looking like kunta kinte's.

Igor @ 13/8/2017 0:47

the fuck is a switch i thought u were talking about the nintendo console

Primate @ 12/8/2017 22:52

Igor @ 12/8/2017 23:47 the fuck is a switch i thought u were talking about the nintendo console A switch is a small tree branch. God help you if you only had willow or apricot trees. Your back would end up looking like kunta kinte's.

Yeah we had apricot and pear trees, i fuckin hated those evil ass trees

My Grandma was the sweetest old lady I ever met, unless you passed her off. My bro called her a bitch one time and she made him go get a s uhhwitch and strip bare assed. She whipped his ass bloody until he ran and hid, sweet talked him out of his hiding place, and whipped his ass some more. Ive seen some brawls, a couple of stabbings, and been shot at twice, but that was far and away the most brutal thing I ever saw in my life. I broke out in ducking hives.

Darren Sanders @ 13/8/2017 0:50

Igor @ 12/8/2017 22:47 the fuck is a switch i thought u were talking about the nintendo console It’s like a thin flexible tree branch

oh ya haha, i saw this on an episode of community when troy's grandma came to visit

Primate @ 12/8/2017 23:08

My Grandma was the sweetest old lady I ever met, unless you passed her off. My bro called her a bitch one time and she made him go get a s uhhwitch and strip bare assed. She whipped his ass bloody until he ran and hid, sweet talked him out of his hiding place, and whipped his ass some more. Ive seen some brawls, a couple of stabbings, and been shot at twice, but that was far and away the most brutal thing I ever saw in my life. I broke out in ducking hives.

can we rewind back to when you were shot at twice