KC @ 10/8/2017 5:01

jamie ♂ @ 9/8/2017 17:16 Story time: I was seeing this guy last year for like 3 weeks and he ended up ghosting me so I muted him on facebook so I wouldn't see anything he posts because right after he ghosts me he starts posting these pictures of him dating him new guy (who is like 35, while he is 23). So whatever, asshole. Anyways, it was his birthday yesterday and I only noticed it bcz facebook tells you. I went to his profile to do some creeping and notice his last name changed. 'That's odd' I thought. I know a lot of friends who are teachers change their last name but he isn't a teacher, well he teaches dance but whatever. So I start going through his pictures and shit and noticed he GOT MARRIED. like bruh what that's crazy. I was literally having sex with him a year ago (bday sex ayyo) and now he's married?! He married the guy he dated after me and they got married in April. If he wasn't cheating on him with me, they only started dating in August. This guy is from Australia so im leaning towards green card marriage but damn. They have a cute pupper together tho. Oh well, good for him he was a dick to me, have a good life. fin. I've seen people get married way quicker tbh. None of my exes are (I don't... think) although two of the three last girls I dated ended up getting preggo with the guy she left me for within a month or two.

i didnt know gays got married this quickly tho. straight ppl i can see getting hitched asap

Nofo @ 10/8/2017 12:11

Jamie, get back at your ex by marrying me. I want to live in Canada

what r u offering me for this marriage

jamie ♂ @ 10/8/2017 12:31

Nofo @ 10/8/2017 12:11 Jamie, get back at your ex by marrying me. I want to live in Canada what r u offering me for this marriage

Free housekeeping

Nofo @ 10/8/2017 12:32

jamie ♂ @ 10/8/2017 12:31 Nofo @ 10/8/2017 12:11 Jamie, get back at your ex by marrying me. I want to live in Canada what r u offering me for this marriage Free housekeeping

lets set a date

Damn, there goes my dream of marrying Nofo.

:(

https://twitter.com/fuckeveryword/status/895593066899402752
Same

jamie ♂ @ 10/8/2017 11:31

KC @ 10/8/2017 5:01 jamie ♂ @ 9/8/2017 17:16 Story time: I was seeing this guy last year for like 3 weeks and he ended up ghosting me so I muted him on facebook so I wouldn't see anything he posts because right after he ghosts me he starts posting these pictures of him dating him new guy (who is like 35, while he is 23). So whatever, asshole. Anyways, it was his birthday yesterday and I only noticed it bcz facebook tells you. I went to his profile to do some creeping and notice his last name changed. 'That's odd' I thought. I know a lot of friends who are teachers change their last name but he isn't a teacher, well he teaches dance but whatever. So I start going through his pictures and shit and noticed he GOT MARRIED. like bruh what that's crazy. I was literally having sex with him a year ago (bday sex ayyo) and now he's married?! He married the guy he dated after me and they got married in April. If he wasn't cheating on him with me, they only started dating in August. This guy is from Australia so im leaning towards green card marriage but damn. They have a cute pupper together tho. Oh well, good for him he was a dick to me, have a good life. fin. I've seen people get married way quicker tbh. None of my exes are (I don't... think) although two of the three last girls I dated ended up getting preggo with the guy she left me for within a month or two. i didnt know gays got married this quickly tho. straight ppl i can see getting hitched asap

It's like you're implying gays are different from straights ... :|

there are some horrific sounds coming from my neighbor's yard. I think two cats got into a fight and both ended up hurt or something, but i can't see them to confirm

hiss at them

KC @ 10/8/2017 2:01

jamie ♂ @ 9/8/2017 17:16 Story time: I was seeing this guy last year for like 3 weeks and he ended up ghosting me so I muted him on facebook so I wouldn't see anything he posts because right after he ghosts me he starts posting these pictures of him dating him new guy (who is like 35, while he is 23). So whatever, asshole. Anyways, it was his birthday yesterday and I only noticed it bcz facebook tells you. I went to his profile to do some creeping and notice his last name changed. 'That's odd' I thought. I know a lot of friends who are teachers change their last name but he isn't a teacher, well he teaches dance but whatever. So I start going through his pictures and shit and noticed he GOT MARRIED. like bruh what that's crazy. I was literally having sex with him a year ago (bday sex ayyo) and now he's married?! He married the guy he dated after me and they got married in April. If he wasn't cheating on him with me, they only started dating in August. This guy is from Australia so im leaning towards green card marriage but damn. They have a cute pupper together tho. Oh well, good for him he was a dick to me, have a good life. fin. I've seen people get married way quicker tbh. None of my exes are (I don't... think) although two of the three last girls I dated ended up getting preggo with the guy she left me for within a month or two.

Oh. I just found out this is now three of three. :leos:

In other news, Tommy Hero may be getting a brother

THE GREAT DR @ 11/8/2017 1:48

there are some horrific sounds coming from my neighbor's yard. I think two cats got into a fight and both ended up hurt or something, but i can't see them to confirm

Maybe they are in heat. Send Vernon out there to find out.

KC @ 11/8/2017 3:44

In other news, Tommy Hero may be getting a brother

Alexa

jamie ♂ @ 10/8/2017 12:33

Nofo @ 10/8/2017 12:32 jamie ♂ @ 10/8/2017 12:31 Nofo @ 10/8/2017 12:11 Jamie, get back at your ex by marrying me. I want to live in Canada what r u offering me for this marriage Free housekeeping lets set a date

can I officiate?