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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Reputation: 136 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,698 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #13711: 10th Aug 2017 6:27 AM | |
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ughhhhhhh i want to see her :( |
I've met her once. We talked about how she would do Survivor again, being a lunch lady/janitor, and weed. Then she went and smoked some. |
Sounds like Igor's type of woman. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| Reputation: 136 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,698 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #13712: 10th Aug 2017 6:29 AM | |
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Before my coworker left today she said there is pizza in the breakroom fridge and I can help myself.
I love pizza so I went to look and it had fucking pineapple on it. Disgusting. How dare she offer me that garbage. |
I'll take it. Then I'll stream it live on FE as I eat it. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| Reputation: 136 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,698 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #13713: 10th Aug 2017 6:46 AM | |
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Dadd
TY DADD!
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| Post #13714: 10th Aug 2017 8:48 AM | |
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Story time:
I was seeing this guy last year for like 3 weeks and he ended up ghosting me so I muted him on facebook so I wouldn't see anything he posts because right after he ghosts me he starts posting these pictures of him dating him new guy (who is like 35, while he is 23). So whatever, asshole.
Anyways, it was his birthday yesterday and I only noticed it bcz facebook tells you. I went to his profile to do some creeping and notice his last name changed. 'That's odd' I thought. I know a lot of friends who are teachers change their last name but he isn't a teacher, well he teaches dance but whatever. So I start going through his pictures and shit and noticed he GOT MARRIED. like bruh what that's crazy. I was literally having sex with him a year ago (bday sex ayyo) and now he's married?! He married the guy he dated after me and they got married in April. If he wasn't cheating on him with me, they only started dating in August. This guy is from Australia so im leaning towards green card marriage but damn. They have a cute pupper together tho. Oh well, good for him he was a dick to me, have a good life.
fin. |
I've seen people get married way quicker tbh. None of my exes are (I don't... think) although two of the three last girls I dated ended up getting preggo with the guy she left me for within a month or two. |
Dating you is like taking a fertility drug ... you should market it. | |
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Dadd
TY DADD!
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| Post #13715: 10th Aug 2017 8:49 AM | |
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they named her nala, unoriginal but she's cute. I like her ears |
My daughter named her dog Nala :ermm: | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
| Reputation: 102 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 24,154 | Joined: | Feb 21, 2015 |
| Post #13716: 10th Aug 2017 9:11 AM | |
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they named her nala, unoriginal but she's cute. I like her ears |
My daughter named her dog Nala :ermm: |
My daughter named hers cinnamon. My wife and I teased her about giving her dog a stripper name. | |
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Dadd
TY DADD!
| Reputation: 83 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 5,223 | Joined: | Nov 3, 2015 |
| Post #13717: 10th Aug 2017 9:19 AM | |
Strippers giving spices a bad name ... | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
| Reputation: 251 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,240 | Joined: | Jan 20, 2016 |
| Post #13718: 10th Aug 2017 9:40 AM | |
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I'm liking for the Gwyneth Paltrow dying part- I can't stand her in movies and will avoid movies just because she is in them. |
Even the Iron Man films?
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I watched the first one and was meh, but part of that is RDJ going from a varied actor to playing the same role over and over again, whether Iron Man or Sherlock Holmes, etc. etc. Kind of like Depp went from the variety he was doing to playing the "loveable kook" whether in Pirates or Alice, etc. etc. | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #13719: 10th Aug 2017 9:42 AM | |
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Strippers giving spices a bad name ... |
Spices sounds like the name of a stripper joint. | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| Reputation: 136 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,698 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #13720: 10th Aug 2017 10:02 AM | |
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Strippers giving spices a bad name ... |
Spices sounds like the name of a stripper joint. |
Can't wait for a lap dance from Bay Leaves tonight |
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Spin
Milk Bowl
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| Post #13721: 10th Aug 2017 10:24 AM | |
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Strippers giving spices a bad name ... |
Spices sounds like the name of a stripper joint. |
Can't wait for a lap dance from Bay Leaves tonight |
Despite being a spicy little thing, Curry doesn't seem to bring in the large amount of private dances as the other girls. Apparently guys don't like taking that lingering smell home with them to their wives/girlfriends. | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
| Reputation: 251 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,240 | Joined: | Jan 20, 2016 |
| Post #13722: 10th Aug 2017 10:26 AM | |
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Strippers giving spices a bad name ... |
Spices sounds like the name of a stripper joint. |
Can't wait for a lap dance from Bay Leaves tonight |
Despite being a spicy little thing, Curry doesn't seem to bring in the large amount of private dances as the other girls. Apparently guys don't like taking that lingering smell home with them to their wives/girlfriends. |
Cayenne is a hot little thing, but nobody quite knows what to make of Amchur. | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #13723: 10th Aug 2017 10:30 AM | |
the best part of the new cinnamon challenge is when you get to cumin her anise |
#banforesnaffle2017 |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| Reputation: 136 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,698 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #13724: 10th Aug 2017 11:02 AM | |
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the best part of the new cinnamon challenge is when you get to cumin her anise |
Now that is sage like advise |
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Nofo
The Butcher
| Reputation: 2 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,245 | Joined: | Jul 20, 2013 |
| Post #13725: 10th Aug 2017 11:11 AM | |
Jamie, get back at your ex by marrying me. I want to live in Canada | nav is ugly and i am pretty |
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