did any of you invite her to fe

Im pretty sure I told Shads too.

Story time:

I was seeing this guy last year for like 3 weeks and he ended up ghosting me so I muted him on facebook so I wouldn't see anything he posts because right after he ghosts me he starts posting these pictures of him dating him new guy (who is like 35, while he is 23). So whatever, asshole.

Anyways, it was his birthday yesterday and I only noticed it bcz facebook tells you. I went to his profile to do some creeping and notice his last name changed. 'That's odd' I thought. I know a lot of friends who are teachers change their last name but he isn't a teacher, well he teaches dance but whatever. So I start going through his pictures and shit and noticed he GOT MARRIED. like bruh what that's crazy. I was literally having sex with him a year ago (bday sex ayyo) and now he's married?! He married the guy he dated after me and they got married in April. If he wasn't cheating on him with me, they only started dating in August. This guy is from Australia so im leaning towards green card marriage but damn. They have a cute pupper together tho. Oh well, good for him he was a dick to me, have a good life.

fin.

Let's see this dog

fuck yeah

they named her nala, unoriginal but she's cute. I like her ears

jamie ♂ @ 9/8/2017 21:08

It's kinda fun to imagine that she has nothing behind her. No back or rear legs or anything, she's just a head on these two legs

Before my coworker left today she said there is pizza in the breakroom fridge and I can help myself.

I love pizza so I went to look and it had fucking pineapple on it. Disgusting. How dare she offer me that garbage.

vladykins @ 9/8/2017 14:03

Maddie @ 9/8/2017 10:24 http://www.clickhole.com/article/gwyneth-paltrow-tried-survive-week-food-stamps-and-2546 I'm liking for the Gwyneth Paltrow dying part- I can't stand her in movies and will avoid movies just because she is in them.

Even the Iron Man films?

WTF there was some green bug walking around in my raspberries i just washed
never eating fruit again

jamie ♂ @ 9/8/2017 17:16

Story time: I was seeing this guy last year for like 3 weeks and he ended up ghosting me so I muted him on facebook so I wouldn't see anything he posts because right after he ghosts me he starts posting these pictures of him dating him new guy (who is like 35, while he is 23). So whatever, asshole. Anyways, it was his birthday yesterday and I only noticed it bcz facebook tells you. I went to his profile to do some creeping and notice his last name changed. 'That's odd' I thought. I know a lot of friends who are teachers change their last name but he isn't a teacher, well he teaches dance but whatever. So I start going through his pictures and shit and noticed he GOT MARRIED. like bruh what that's crazy. I was literally having sex with him a year ago (bday sex ayyo) and now he's married?! He married the guy he dated after me and they got married in April. If he wasn't cheating on him with me, they only started dating in August. This guy is from Australia so im leaning towards green card marriage but damn. They have a cute pupper together tho. Oh well, good for him he was a dick to me, have a good life. fin.

I've seen people get married way quicker tbh. None of my exes are (I don't... think) although two of the three last girls I dated ended up getting preggo with the guy she left me for within a month or two.

maybe stop trying to date size queens, bro

jamie ♂ @ 9/8/2017 19:16

Story time: I was seeing this guy last year for like 3 weeks and he ended up ghosting me so I muted him on facebook so I wouldn't see anything he posts because right after he ghosts me he starts posting these pictures of him dating him new guy (who is like 35, while he is 23). So whatever, asshole. Anyways, it was his birthday yesterday and I only noticed it bcz facebook tells you. I went to his profile to do some creeping and notice his last name changed. 'That's odd' I thought. I know a lot of friends who are teachers change their last name but he isn't a teacher, well he teaches dance but whatever. So I start going through his pictures and shit and noticed he GOT MARRIED. like bruh what that's crazy. I was literally having sex with him a year ago (bday sex ayyo) and now he's married?! He married the guy he dated after me and they got married in April. If he wasn't cheating on him with me, they only started dating in August. This guy is from Australia so im leaning towards green card marriage but damn. They have a cute pupper together tho. Oh well, good for him he was a dick to me, have a good life. fin.

Dude, that story's so gay.

Curtis @ 9/8/2017 16:07

jamie ♂ @ 9/8/2017 13:48 I'm a good person, I'm teaching a 46 yr old man on grindr how to type properly on the app. He had his name as "420 hangout" and I told him to lose the quotes because it made it sound like he was going to murder someone. He listened to me Ahoda's always been a fast learner

Thanks for noticing!