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Post #121: 21st Apr 2013 5:11 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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Post #122: 21st Apr 2013 5:57 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son
 
   
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Post #123: 21st Apr 2013 5:58 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my
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Post #124: 21st Apr 2013 6:07 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson
 
   
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Post #125: 21st Apr 2013 6:11 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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Post #126: 21st Apr 2013 6:12 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"

"Onward my noble
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Post #127: 21st Apr 2013 6:17 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"

"Onward my noble rebel. Find the
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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Post #128: 21st Apr 2013 6:34 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"

"Onward my noble rebel. Find the golden scaffolding! My
 
   
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Post #129: 21st Apr 2013 6:43 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"

"Onward my noble rebel. Find the golden scaffolding! My powers guideth you!"
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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Post #130: 21st Apr 2013 6:54 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"

"Onward my noble rebel. Find the golden scaffolding! My powers guideth you!"

At that moment
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Post #131: 21st Apr 2013 6:56 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"

"Onward my noble rebel. Find the golden scaffolding! My powers guideth you!"

At that moment, the skies turned
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Post #132: 21st Apr 2013 7:02 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"

"Onward my noble rebel. Find the golden scaffolding! My powers guideth you!"

At that moment, the skies turned and the world
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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Post #133: 21st Apr 2013 7:27 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"

"Onward my noble rebel. Find the golden scaffolding! My powers guideth you!"

At that moment, the skies turned and the world blew up sending
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Post #134: 21st Apr 2013 7:57 PM 
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.

"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."

Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.

Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-

No Jeff.

Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to masturbate furiously as Boc joyfully watched.

Henry shook his head in disbelief. "Bunch of idiots..." he shouted angrily to the gathered bunch of pinheads. "Let me tell you about the true nature of american foreign policy!" The crowd laughed, but soon became horny, stripping off, rubbing their clits, unflexible, unimaginative germans.

Meanwhile the vatican readied the nukes, as did North-Korea but not the south. The US contacted Henry for hours, he declined. Henry was so busy masturbating that he forgot time. "Thou shall not messeth with Henrickson" said the nerdy creator of earth. "Cometh dear son. Cometh on my back Sir Henrickson. Me carry you!"

"Onward my noble rebel. Find the golden scaffolding! My powers guideth you!"

At that moment, the skies turned and the world blew up sending Paco to China.
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Post #135: 21st Apr 2013 7:57 PM 
^ that was my first submission to this thread btw ;)
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