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Christian
Captain Charisma
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| Post #121: 25th Jan 2018 11:54 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
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Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, | | |
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #122: 26th Jan 2018 12:45 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower | | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #123: 26th Jan 2018 7:21 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #124: 26th Jan 2018 7:28 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band,
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Ben
Serial Killer
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| Post #125: 26th Jan 2018 7:55 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band, was discovered when | | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #126: 26th Jan 2018 7:59 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #127: 26th Jan 2018 8:02 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard auditioning for NKOTB.
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #128: 26th Jan 2018 8:19 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard auditioning for NKOTB.
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Elsewhere, the villainous | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| | Reputation: 136 | | Group: | Godfather | | Posts: | 32,696 | | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #129: 26th Jan 2018 8:26 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard auditioning for NKOTB.
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Elsewhere, the villainous Cat Darkus Sanders
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #130: 26th Jan 2018 8:35 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
---------------------
The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard auditioning for NKOTB.
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Elsewhere, the villainous Cat Darkus Sanders kidnapped Curtis. They | | |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #131: 26th Jan 2018 8:52 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard auditioning for NKOTB.
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Elsewhere, the villainous Cat Darkus Sanders kidnapped Curtis. They tickled him for
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #132: 26th Jan 2018 8:56 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard auditioning for NKOTB.
———————
Elsewhere, the villainous Cat Darkus Sanders kidnapped Curtis. They tickled him for hours, until finally
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #133: 26th Jan 2018 8:58 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
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Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard auditioning for NKOTB.
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Elsewhere, the villainous Cat Darkus Sanders kidnapped Curtis. They tickled him for hours, until finally he came. Suddenly,
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FU DADD
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| Post #134: 26th Jan 2018 9:01 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
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Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard auditioning for NKOTB.
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Elsewhere, the villainous Cat Darkus Sanders kidnapped Curtis. They tickled him for hours, until finally he came. Suddenly, the wonder twins
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #135: 26th Jan 2018 9:27 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by Dickless Dadd Douchebag. Dadd’s power of tying unlaced shoelaces made it so KC didn't trip during his climax. Buffy creepily huddles Ahoda's porn collection into the trash. Ahoda’s power of poor grammar enabled Professor Spin to lick 3 lollipops, drawing a crowd.
"Grammar is a lie!" shouted Vlady, triumphantly. Vlady's superpower of singing in a boy band was discovered when he was overheard auditioning for NKOTB.
———————
Elsewhere, the villainous Cat Darkus Sanders kidnapped Curtis. They tickled him for hours, until finally he came. Suddenly, the wonder twins, Josh and Zach
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