don't rush it guys, these stories take time to build up a cast.

Rob @ 3/6/2013 21:52

I still haven't. :(

I'm saving you for............ somethin special ;)

Oh dear.

The FE'cking Dead
EPISODE EIGHT
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Curtis stared out from his perch. This was his spot for a while now. He sat for a moment before flicking on his walkie.

"This is the Operator. Connect me with the Administrator please."

As usual, Henry picked up the other line. "Brrrrrrrrrr Curt Curt my loyalest of friends! How you doin you little ginger fuck? Ahahahaha!"

".... Henrick. I'm fine."

Henry kicked his feet up on to his desk. "So Curt, I've been meanin to ask ya! What do you think if I come work for you at the site! I haven't seen your dumb face in so long and I miss it!!!! SO DAMN UGLY HAAaaahahah!"

".... That will never happen.:

Henry smirked. "Oh yes it will... some day you ginger :lol: "

Paul grabbed the walkie from Henry. "Administrator here. Go!"

"My boys got back to me. Wikey and Mal. It seems the girl wants to head to Long Island now. A note from her father said he was headed to Oyster Bay."

Paul sighed. "I'll tell you what. Send them to me and I'll read her. If I think it's worth our men to head to Long Island, I'll send them with her. What do you think of that?"

"Sounds great. They'll be at your door step within 24 hours unless they run into some trouble."

"Great. Administrator out."

"Operator out."

Henry shouted in the background. "Henryyyyyyy OUT!!!!"

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ONE WEEK EARLIER




"So this is it," Dylan said. "This is where the Heds are located."

Hupu smiled. "That's right my pretty nigga! This where we be!"

Jeff gulped down the rest of his water. "Oh men we're home!"

Hupu pointed to a water tower. "We've got control of that there water giving machine. Some rebels always come in and try to take that shit but so far we've maintained control."

"Oh men remember when the Brothers came into town?"

Hupu sighed. "Fuck yeah I hate those guys. They'll be back... eventually.... I'm sure as shit about that."

Hupu pointed to a highrise next to the water tower. "That there is where the leader of the Heds lives. He goes by the name of Boc. Come on, I wanna introduce you to this cracka."

Hupu and Jeff led Dylan to the highrise and up a tall flight of stairs. At the top were a few guards in SWAT gear. The guards nodded, opened the door and let them pass.

Hupu spoke up. "Yo Boc. We're back, and we've got company."

Boc turned around. A surly gentlemen in sunglasses. He wore biker gear and had tattoos all across his body. "State your name."

"I'm Dylan. It's great to meet-"

"Why are you here Dylan?"

"Well... your men. They - they brought me here for safekeeping, sir."

Boc lowered his sunglasses. "And why should I waste my valuable resources on you?"

"Well you see - I'm a scientist. And I discovered something. About the virus. The zombie outbreak, sir..."

Boc smiled. "Fantastic, I'll get you a room and we'll take good care of you. Let Hupu and Jeff know what you need and they'll take good care of you."

Dylan smiled back. "Thank you sir."

They began to walk away but Boc uttered one final piece of mind. "One last thing, Dylan. If I even see you look at my beautiful wife Bella the wrong way I'll have your tongue cut out. Understood?"

Dylan was sweating. "Yes sir. Understood."

Hupu patted Dylan on the back and escorted him out of the room. "Don't worry man, just steer clear of her and you'll be good. Don't pull a Jeffrey haha!"

"What do you mean - don't pull a Jeffrey?"

Jeff blushed. "I - oh men. Boc created that rule because of me :( It's a long story :( "


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STILL ONE WEEK EARLIER.........



AND ONE MILE AWAY ATOP THE HILLSIDE.....





"Brother Panda. There it is. The shithole town of Oyster fuckin Bay."


"Brother Bear. I see it. It's been a whole half a year since we raided that sack of shit, right?"


Vernon lifted his bear mask off from his head. Perry followed and raised his Panda mask.


Vernon smiled. "Yep. Bout a fuckin year. What you think? Time for Round Five?"


Perry laughed. "Fuck yeah man! Let's gather the troops!"



Vernon grinned. "The other brothers will be quite happy about this. They've wanted to attack the Heds again for a long time now."



Perry patted Vernon on the back and lowered his panda mask. "Fuck yeah - and we're gonna sack the whole damn town this time!"



Vernon lowered his bear mask. "Fuck yea!"

I'm enjoying the expanding mythos.

Bella darling :love:

.....Fuck ya

Me and the bear will probably kill everything and take over the world

The FE'cking Dead
EPISODE NINE
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FOUR MONTHS EARLIER...............





Natalie raced through the woods as gunshots fired behind her. She darted past tree after tree, walkers closing in on her. "KIWI," she shouted. "KIWI, WHERE ARE YOU!?"

She tripped on a branch and a walker toppled over her. It grabbed her leg, hungrily.

A machete sliced through the walker's head as Natalie shouted.

"I got you baby," Kiwi smiled. "Come now!"

He grabbed Natalie's hand and noticed another zombie coming behind him. "AHHH" he shouted as he sliced the next one's head in half.

They turned to run away when a familiar voice alarmed them....


"Hold it right there!"


Kiwi sneered. "Administrator......."


Paul smiled. "Kiwi, my old friend."


"What do you want from us you son of a bitch!?"


Paul laughed. "What do I want from you? Nothing! But what do I want from your girl here... what'd you say her pretty name was? .... Natalie, right?"


Kiwi charged at Paul but Paul drew his gun and shot him in the foot. Kiwi toppled to the ground.

Henry approached, out of breath.


"Fuck you guys are fast ha!"


Paul turned to Henry. "Cuff the girl. She's coming with us."


Paul turned to his blind spot. Curtis was standing there, silently.


"Operator. Would you be so kind as to dispose of our friend here?"


Curtis slowly nodded his head and approached Kiwi. He bashed him in the face with the blunt of his gun and dragged him through the woods. Natalie's shouts could be heard as Henry and Paul dragged her back to the truck.


Curtis reached the border, the cliff. Nothing could survive the drop.


Kiwi started to wake up and he realized where he was. He realized this was it.


"Do you have no heart?" he whimpered.



Curtis' eyes were glazed over. "It is what must be done. I have my orders."


"Your orders are corrupt!"


"... Yes, they are. But they're still orders.... Goodbye mister Kiwi."


Curtis kicked Kiwi as hard as he could in the chest and watched Kiwi plummet down the cliffside. Suddenly a cold hand grabbed Curtis. He abruptly turned and drew his gun.


"JESUS Curt Curt! It's Henry your best pal!"


Curtis sighed. "Right, of course... let's get moving, Henrick. We have much ground to make up."



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PRESENT DAY...............




Paul sighed. "So you're the girl I've been hearing about?"

Rose nodded. "Yes, I suppose I am."

"Urgh.... too bad you're not prettier...."

Rose turned to Bryce and sighed.

Wikey laughed, "Great joke Administrator!"

Mal fake-laughed, "Yes, ha---- ha---- great joke...... er- Administrator!"

Paul grinned. "NATALIE, be a dear and fetch our new guests some refreshments!"

"At once Administrator," she obeyed while leaving the room.

Natalie went into the pantry and noticed the window was ajar. This was most peculiar, she thought as she went to shut the window. A hand grabbed her from behind and held her mouth shut. She tried to scream, but she stopped, and grew cold, as if she had seen a ghost.


Kiwi smiled. "Miss me baby?"


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Back in Oyster Bay, the base of the Heds, Hupu visited Dylan in his new studies.


"Boc wantsa know how things be goin in here."


Dylan turned to Hupu. "Ah, glad you're here! Come here, take this beaker and hold it carefully."


"Naw man I ain't got time for dis shit! Boc wantsa know the report!"


Dylan began to sweat. "It's difficult for me to get my studies back to the state they were back in New York City. I- I need more time before I can present to you my discovery."


"Yeah, your discovery.... we been hearing a lot of talk and no game mr. scientist. Boc says you got one week, or you're hittin the road."


Hupu slammed the door shut and Dylan quickly realized that this wasn't a comforting town he was now living in. No, not at all. In fact, this was a prison.



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"MY BROTHERS!!!!!!!" Vernon shouted. "I HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU ALL!!!"


The Brigade of Brothers all listened intently. Wizardboy, Mole, Sansa, Dope, FE, EvilJeff, The Wandering Jonathan, and Panda Perry.


"WE LEAVE AT FIRST LIGHT TO OYSTER BAY AND TO ONCE AND FOR ALL DESTROY THEIR LITTLE SHIT OF A TOWN!"



Battlecries rang through the air.



Perry turned to Vernon. They fist bumped.

Season Finale is Episode 10 :) aka the next episode

just kidding there are no season finales.

I better read the other ones.... Otherwise Paul sounds like some apocalyptic pimp going around collecting girls for who knows what.

Still reading every episode and loving it!

Kiwi @ 12/6/2013 8:07

I better read the other ones.... Otherwise Paul sounds like some apocalyptic pimp going around collecting girls for who knows what.

You pretty much got the gist of it. ;) lol

I'm still not in this?!

Boston Rob @ 12/6/2013 16:13

I'm still not in this?!

Not yet :)

You're coming though!