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Teos
Host Syrio
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| Post #1321: 29th Mar 2016 8:08 PM | |
tap dat! | |
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #1322: 29th Mar 2016 9:41 PM | |
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For some reason, I had a hostess at the local BBQ restaurant my brother serves at give me her number.
I was walking out with a to-go order, and she hand me a slip of paper.
Me: "What's this?"
Her: "It's my phone number"
Me: "Oh ... ok"
I felt like I was in middle school, besides the fact I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to be her dad.
All I can figure out is she's got a thing for my brother (he's 10yrs younger), and I seemed a good substitute?
idk man idk |
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Igor
Minotaur
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| Post #1323: 29th Mar 2016 10:36 PM | |
This grill just texted me:
"my heart pooped it's pants"
WTF
what a phrase
what does that even mean | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #1324: 30th Mar 2016 12:13 AM | |
I just picked up a girl from day care
HER NAME IS SANSA | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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Dadd
TY DADD!
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| Post #1325: 30th Mar 2016 8:21 AM | |
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For some reason, I had a hostess at the local BBQ restaurant my brother serves at give me her number.
I was walking out with a to-go order, and she hand me a slip of paper.
Me: "What's this?"
Her: "It's my phone number"
Me: "Oh ... ok"
I felt like I was in middle school, besides the fact I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to be her dad.
All I can figure out is she's got a thing for my brother (he's 10yrs younger), and I seemed a good substitute?
idk man idk |
Does your brother have any insight on the situation? |
nah, he's a weirdo
I told him, and he shrugged and didn't seem to even know who she was
I think she's not working there any longer, which is good, young girls that would be interested in me must have issues. | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #1326: 30th Mar 2016 12:19 PM | |
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This grill just texted me:
"my heart pooped it's pants"
WTF
what a phrase
what does that even mean |
If grills are texting you, then you may have moved beyond kush to something a bit more fun.
Also, this sounds like a case of this:
| How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Igor
Minotaur
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| Post #1327: 30th Mar 2016 1:01 PM | |
oh it was from Bob's Burgers, she's in the clear | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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Dadd
TY DADD!
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| Post #1328: 30th Mar 2016 1:15 PM | |
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oh it was from Bob's Burgers, she's in the clear |
And now she's probably moved on since you didn't get the reference.
You failed her test | |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #1329: 30th Mar 2016 4:36 PM | |
Best opening line on tinder?
Hey I'm the CEO of tinder?? | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #1330: 30th Mar 2016 4:39 PM | |
"Hi" |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #1331: 30th Mar 2016 4:52 PM | |
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Best opening line on tinder?
Hey I'm the CEO of tinder?? |
With Pluto no longer a planet there are only 8 planets in our solar system, soon there will be only 7 left after I destroy Uranus. | |
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Patrick
Sole Survivor
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| Post #1332: 31st Mar 2016 11:58 AM | |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #1333: 1st Apr 2016 3:01 PM | |
Lol!! | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #1334: 18th Aug 2016 1:06 PM | |
A man that looks like a vampire from Oblivion told me I can never talk to Footsies again.
Good. |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #1335: 18th Aug 2016 1:20 PM | |
Context --
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>Dating this girl
>Everything is going perfectly
>Suddenly out of nowhere "I don't think I'm ready to be in a relationship again after my last one"
>5 days later she already has her facebook plastered with super2cute pictures with some other guy
Girls are fucking stupid. |
This happened again pretty much (though the above was a totally different person). Footsies (Skype in-joke for those who get it, but it's this girl who I've known for about 4 years who I've been on-and-off again with and best friends throughout the years) and I were planning on getting back together for a few weeks now and I've been saving up to get her to move in with me. It was her birthday Tuesday and I was going to surprise her with everything she needed to get it going. Before I could do it, she suddenly updates her relationship status that she is now in a relationship with a strange man she met two days ago. I call her and ask why she decided to be a shitty person instead of talking to me first, then this kind gentleman took the phone from her and threatened to kick my ass and to never talk to her again. I lol'd and hung up. |
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