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Chris25
Head of Human Resources
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| Post #1306: 24th Mar 2016 8:36 PM | |
Nicole should be the mod of the girls thread js. | | |
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Teos
Host Syrio
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| Post #1307: 24th Mar 2016 9:05 PM | |
salad sucks |  |
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vladykins
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| Post #1308: 25th Mar 2016 1:44 PM | |
Except crouton salad, as discussed in the women thread. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #1309: 25th Mar 2016 1:52 PM | |
How to get a waitresses number. The age old question.
What do you think? | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #1310: 25th Mar 2016 2:18 PM | |
ask | |
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Igor
Minotaur
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| Post #1311: 25th Mar 2016 2:22 PM | |
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How to get a waitresses number. The age old question.
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*drops sugar packet*
"Hey I think you dropped your nametag"
:vic: | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #1312: 25th Mar 2016 2:24 PM | |
gonna use that
Or what about....
*drop all my food*
*plate smashes*
Don't break my heart like this plate... and give me your number | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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Dadd
TY DADD!
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| Post #1313: 25th Mar 2016 2:55 PM | |
How about ...
"My insurance accepts pre-existing conditions ... even hip replacements. :wink: " | | |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #1314: 25th Mar 2016 3:13 PM | |
Tell her you know Hollywood producers | |
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Teos
Host Syrio
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| Post #1315: 25th Mar 2016 6:02 PM | |
Ask her what kind of froyo they serve, then order vanilla with her number and extra sprinkles | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #1316: 26th Mar 2016 7:28 AM | |
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I wish I was kidding about anything I have ever said in the girls thread.
This is my sanctuary and also my hell. Forever alone, but forever surrounded, by this love... this hate. |
Bitd I had a friend who would use cheesy 70s porno lines on women. Stuff like "that's a nice dress it would look great on the floor next to my bed" or "you give me beaver fever"
Sometimes that shit actually worked, but I have no idea how. | | |
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Nofo
The Butcher
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| Post #1317: 26th Mar 2016 10:39 AM | |
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How to get a waitresses number. The age old question.
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Sing the entirety of Sara Bareille's album "What's Inside: Songs from Waitress." | | nav is ugly and i am pretty |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #1318: 26th Mar 2016 1:01 PM | |
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How to get a waitresses number. The age old question.
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When I was in Denver, we had like a party of 10 and the waitress wrote a green smiley face with a thank you on my and only my check and I was basically like LOOK AT ME!!!!!!! Then I got another on my receipt, this time with me being the only one again. I kept being told to write my number next to the tip total but I thought that'd be creepy, but someone did anyway when I wasn't paying attention.
I didn't get anything. Then we hung out at the firepit right outside and awkwardly sat there when she went on smoke break next to us.
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #1319: 28th Mar 2016 11:15 AM | |
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How to get a waitresses number. The age old question.
What do you think? |
I've found that providing your own instead is a better option- it let;s them decide whether or not to call you. There is nothing worse than having to worry about if they gave you a fake number of not just to keep you from getting extra creepy in person. So put the ball in their court instead.
Granted, it has been years since I've had to worry about this (and when I did, I misdialed the number and thought I'd gotten a bad number- but I ended up marrying her, even if, to this day, she still says "And he didn't call me back!") | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Dadd
TY DADD!
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| Post #1320: 28th Mar 2016 11:18 AM | |
For some reason, I had a hostess at the local BBQ restaurant my brother serves at give me her number.
I was walking out with a to-go order, and she hand me a slip of paper.
Me: "What's this?"
Her: "It's my phone number"
Me: "Oh ... ok"
I felt like I was in middle school, besides the fact I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to be her dad.
All I can figure out is she's got a thing for my brother (he's 10yrs younger), and I seemed a good substitute?
idk man idk | | |
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