Igor @ 7/6/2017 18:08

FUCK idk how it happens but everytime i eat a really saucey food (pasta, chicken with a lot of sauce) i just happen to get a dab of sauce on my shirt ALWAYS i'm a fucking slob, how does that even happen? even when i think i'm clear there's like one fucking dot and i'm like Igor come on

Move the plate closer to your body and eat over it. And don't slurp the noodles or spin them too hard. You could still sit with your leg at a right angle, but you'll need to be closer to the table for maximum spill prevention. Or you could use napkins and/or a bib.

Grimapple @ 7/6/2017 22:13

Igor @ 7/6/2017 18:08 FUCK idk how it happens but everytime i eat a really saucey food (pasta, chicken with a lot of sauce) i just happen to get a dab of sauce on my shirt ALWAYS i'm a fucking slob, how does that even happen? even when i think i'm clear there's like one fucking dot and i'm like Igor come on Move the plate closer to your body and eat over it. And don't slurp the noodles or spin them too hard. You could still sit with your leg at a right angle, but you'll need to be closer to the table for maximum spill prevention. Or you could use napkins and/or a bib.

this is some next level shit
ty

Igor @ 8/6/2017 0:25

Grimapple @ 7/6/2017 22:13 Igor @ 7/6/2017 18:08 FUCK idk how it happens but everytime i eat a really saucey food (pasta, chicken with a lot of sauce) i just happen to get a dab of sauce on my shirt ALWAYS i'm a fucking slob, how does that even happen? even when i think i'm clear there's like one fucking dot and i'm like Igor come on Move the plate closer to your body and eat over it. And don't slurp the noodles or spin them too hard. You could still sit with your leg at a right angle, but you'll need to be closer to the table for maximum spill prevention. Or you could use napkins and/or a bib. this is some next level shit ty

no prob. I learned this stuff when I was a kid because I hated having a napkin over my lap during dinner. Fuck manners. I just wanted to eat without getting messy.

Mr. C has decided to get a Twitter.

https://twitter.com/chair152

A real man gets yelled at by the wife because he never picked up the milk

I love the avatar. Is he gonna milk bowl himself?

"What you want your profile pic to be?"
"I don't want a picture of me"
"It doesn't have to be you, it can be anything."
"How about this jar of peanut butter?"
"Do you want me to keep the sponge on top of it?"
"NO! WAIT! Do this."
*Grabs milk from the fridge and poses*

Since I left him to use Twitter on his own he has followed four french carpenters. I have no idea what he's doing nor do I think he does either.

Mr. C for president?

One of my grandma's teachers died the other day

my grandma is 86

I'm on vacation in south Jersey. I thought I saw Vic but the I realized everyone here looks like Vic.



SHADOW IM COMING OVER FOR DINNER, MAKE ME A SALAD

http://13thdimension.com/julie-newmar-on-adam-west-he-was-a-king-to-the-end/

Was going to post that in the Celebrity Death Pool thread. Just as the link says, Julie Newmar talks some about Adam West.

Girl with Frank Sinatra tattooed on her arm
#thingsyouseeinsouthjersey

my dad and my grandma are yelling at each other over lawn work

My friend wants to go to a movie theatre with a bar and see Pirates of the Carribean. I'm not interested enough in this movie to go that far. I'd rather just go somewhere closer and see Wonder Woman or Guardians of the Galaxy

damn