what the fuck

Mercator @ 15/3/2017 16:45

Do you activate your almonds the same way?

I only have almonds in almond milk or in amaretto.

I can't stand the texture of nuts. I love peanut butter but hate chunky peanut butter.

Off to...... Fort Lauderdale

What do I do there?

Ole' Vern @ 17/3/2017 14:08

Off to...... Fort Lauderdale What do I do there?

retire

build a fort

Sleep on a couch and eat a burger is all I've done so far. Stay tuned because I think big things are afoot

well fuck you too, twitter

As I mentioned on mafia, I'm prepping for eight 12ish year old girls to come and spend the night in Harry Potter outfits. We've been prepping the house. Here's a few things:



Printed the four pieces of this on the color printer, matched them up on a piece of cardboard, modge podged it, then put a black border.




Some of our wanted posters. Yes, we put our cats in. I mean our "unregistered animagi".

Took some of these:



and turned them into these:




And then there is this:





Made an educational decree wall, with a few joke decrees put up, inlcuding the geeky reference at the top:

vlady u r a great dad those wands are dope af

Thanks. Those have been fun to work with. Here are the butterscotch-filled chocolate frogs I made, complete with a wizard card for each:

This party is going to be dope.

And the work and care you've put into it is almost as impressive as my birthday cake when I was 12.

My daughter's b-day party is coming up next weekend, and all I'm doing is ordering some pizza's and making some cupcakes.

Fuck you vlady, for ruining parties for the rest of us.

I haven't even stuck the chocolate frogs in the cute little cauldrons yet.

Vlady would you consider adopting me?