I suck at sports. Which two did I play and suck at when I was a young man?

Baseball and Basketball
Basketball and Tennis
Tennis and Track
Track and Soccer
Soccer and Baseball

ANSWER: Soccer and Baseball



^probably me playing either


I wish I had an embarrassing younger picture of me playing baseball but I don't think any exist anymore. My parents didn't take many for a reason, they were very ashamed. The family refrigerator has about 18 pictures of Shawn playing baseball throughout the years on it and mine seem to have gone missing!!!

and I used to cry during soccer

KC!!!!

KC scores big and ties Zersch for second place

Mittens.......still nada

I got in semi-major trouble ONE TIME throughout all of middle school/high school. Which of these events did I get in trouble for in 4th grade?

Punching someone in the dick during music class
Cheating off someone's work during math class
Killing a bird by accident during recess
Making fun of someone's stutter during speech class
Throwing someone's backpack into a pond during outdoor gym class

ANSWER: Punching someone in the dick during music class



For a very brief moment in my life, I was a dick puncher

A young man named Marc had a very funny gag where he would go around and punch everyone in their penii's. I was among his row of victims during Music class when the teacher wasn't looking and I had apparently HAD IT!!!!

When he was sucking on his recorder I punched him back and he wheezed air through the recorder while playing, but the music teacher caught me and called mama Page to rat me out. FUCK Marc!

No one among the top got it right. PRIMATE(?!?) moves into fourth place with a big snag


A bunch of you fingered me as a bird killer. What the FUCK!!!!!!