The hammer thing was a joke.

Why were you so afraid of a hammer so late in the day when it wasn't at a hammering number?

vladykins @ 30/4/2016 10:54

I was on his ass hard until everyone told me I was wrong and scummy for riding him. Which is why everyone can kiss Harvey's ass now! Oh shit-- wrong game. :rofl:

Lynching somebody who survived an attack when we all know they have a 70% chance of flipping scum doesn't seem very brag worthy to me, vlad. I'm kinda bummed out about it to be honest. I was really hoping this game would break that tradition of auto lynching somebody that survives an attack and all it did was reinforce it.

Guess I'm a page behind, but what was the punchline to the joke?

Redster @ 30/4/2016 17:17

vladykins @ 30/4/2016 10:54 I was on his ass hard until everyone told me I was wrong and scummy for riding him. Which is why everyone can kiss Harvey's ass now! Oh shit-- wrong game. :rofl: Lynching somebody who survived an attack when we all know they have a 70% chance of flipping scum doesn't seem very brag worthy to me, vlad. I'm kinda bummed out about it to be honest. I was really hoping this game would break that tradition of auto lynching somebody that survives an attack and all it did was reinforce it.

I agree with this, until he claimed lol

Dadd @ 30/4/2016 11:42

I would think Bryce is town? Lamps knew he was caught, no reason to implicate anyone else is there

wifom

Angi @ 30/4/2016 22:17

Why were you so afraid of a hammer so late in the day when it wasn't at a hammering number?

Everyone and their mother lynched Lamps after the reveal. Once the dust had settled, I think Curtis unlynched because there were a lot of votes on Lamps all of a sudden.

I also unlynched later on, but it was as much as a joke like it was a serious thing. I didn't want to rush to hammer, not afraid really. Why hammer early just because?

I thought there were 10-11 votes at the time.

vladykins @ 30/4/2016 10:49

itsbrianyay @ 29/4/2016 20:36 likely story. EXPLAIN YOURSELF VLADY LOL- I nailed the GF yesterday, so I demand an apology and FOS every one of the people who said I had to be wrong. :P My stubbornness is a virtue!

How can you say you nailed the GF yesterday without voting for him. This seems like scum trying to make themselves look town without actually going against their GF.

## lynch vlady.

Hi everyone. I apologize for being absent today. Driving all across the Midwest. I got concussed today as well so I'm trying to stay off any screens. I'll do what I can to catch up later tonight, otherwise ill be fine lynching Curtis :)

Will try my best to follow along with the next couple days. I should be back to normal work hours on Tuesday.

Eben Etzebeth @ 30/4/2016 14:29

Hi everyone. I apologize for being absent today. Driving all across the Midwest. I got concussed today as well so I'm trying to stay off any screens. I'll do what I can to catch up later tonight, otherwise ill be fine lynching Curtis :)

If you're concussed I hope you're not the one driving.

Angi @ 30/4/2016 22:18

Guess I'm a page behind, but what was the punchline to the joke?

That I flip flopped a lot yesterday lol. I also made a mistake lynching Eben over Lamps. Played on my scummyness.

Herm @ 30/4/2016 17:31

Angi @ 30/4/2016 22:18 Guess I'm a page behind, but what was the punchline to the joke? That I flip flopped a lot yesterday lol. I also made a mistake lynching Eben over Lamps. Played on my scummyness.

i'm toot druji and horny to get the joke

Starting with Day :



Okay, summary of D1 for what it's worth. I probably should've started with D2 because this was tedious as hell and I skipped a lot of joke posts. Also, my computer is crawling so I'm going to have to re-start and hope it's better.

Day 1 Summary

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Day 1: Redster lynches Ahoda. Brian jokes about not being Cult Leader. Wikey lynches Brian - scum confirmed. Buffy didn't know Timmah or Jamie were "she's. Eben lynches Chris. Dadd lynches Redster for voting before day started. Merc calls Curtis/Rose scumbuddies, Rose says Zeller/Swan back at it. Curtis alerts Herm to the start and Herm says he's here. JC lynches himself. Chris wants to mass claim & lynches Ahoda. Dadd thinks Chris will tear it up this game & Ahoda will be the new Christian. Angi asks for Chris to catch her up, lynches Vernon. Ahoda lynches Chris, says he's anti-cunt this game and JC is next. JC bitches about his role some more. Nofo bitches about his character & role. FC says JC confirmed vanilla cop. Canuck lynches FC for actually posting in a game. JC bitches some more. Nofo cosigns it. Canuck notes JC/Nofo connection. Lynch count thus far: Ahoda (3/14) - Redster, ??, Chris Chris (2/14) - Eben, Ahoda Brian (1/14) - Wikey Redster (1/14) - Dadd JC (1/14) - JC Free Candy (1/14) - Canuck Eben comments about JC butthurt, JC complains some more. Ahoda jokes about JC not being dumb townie. Badger shows up, ready to hunt scum, or more realistically observe GHB vs FE battles from sidelines. Chris asks who the F is this guy (Badger). Timmah tells JC to stop bitching. Timmah, Eben both tell JC what he could do other than bitch. Badger points out to Chris that he knows who he is. TIB Is happy to be here, Jamie ready to lynch u scum. Badger lynches JC. Herm wants all town to report in, warns Eben scum is on his tail. Jamie makes a confession to his mom (Buffy). Lamps tells JC to get over himself or get himself mod-killed and just went through 5 pages of JC whining. Lynches JC. Ari lynches Redster, choo choo. Angi asks JC if he signed up. Angi talks about sex with Ahoda and not being brightest tool in the shed. Angi posts gif of Glory in reference to Jamie's impending confession to mom. Curtis asks for a gun. TIB commends team for 6 pages & no deaths. Chris asks Angi if she's scum. TIB lynches Bryce. Herm says whoever does not report in is scum. Redster tells Ari he doesn't want to lynch him as he's the most super importantest person here. Angi says ewww no to Chris re scum question. Vlady asks Brian to recruit him, asks JC if he's miller again. Asks Chris if Ahoda is new Christian and if he's going to useless vote every day. Says inb4 JC is actually SK. Vlady says no to Curtis (calls him Ape) getting a gun since he'll just shoot Buffy again and Curtis will have to ban him. (?) Dadd is surprised not more activity last night. Buffy says she deserves the gun instead of Curtis. Buffy lynches Vernon. Vlady lynches Curtis - says no one ever lynches him. Looks for gun or stake for Buffy. Brian loves Vlady for some reason - man after his own heart. Rose asks for someone to tell her who to lynch. Eben would shoot Buffy if he got a gun. (obviously campaigning to possible GHB gunsmith! :P ) Then says or JC. Buffy asks why Eben would shoot her (come on Buffy it's obvious!) Herm lynches Rose. Calls her mafia spy. Lamps asks TIB why he's lynching Bryce - (why the tracker)? JC perks up and lynches Curtis. Says he can behind this idea. Wants to go for Herm next. Eben answers Buffy - says he would shoot Buffy just for funzies. Angi notices Vernon isn't playing, asks who she can lynch. JC tells her to vote Curtis. Rose lynches FC. Curtis lynches FC. noting he is "playing." Then quotes FC "post" and unlynches. Asks for who is inactive. Dadd says Schrauben only person not to post. Buffy unlynches Vernon, says she thought he signed up but he's not on list. Jamie points out Bryce also hasn't posted - swears (bad son). Nofo doesn't trust "that." ?? Vote count thus far: Ahoda (3/14) - Redster, ??, Chris Free Candy (2/14) - Canuck, Rose, Curtis JC (2/14) - JC, Badger, Lamps Chris (2/14) - Eben, Ahoda Redster (2/14) - Dadd, Ari Curtis (2/14) - vladykins, JC Brian (1/14) - Wikey Bryce (1/14) - thisisbad Dr (1/14) - Herm Herm is thankful Curtis is unlynchable so he won't be next in line. Mistakenly quotes JC instead of Curtis. Brian points out forging quotes is a scumtell. Herm says his plan to frame Curtis is foiled. Redster says not enough GHBers to lynch Curtis before Day 11. Herm points out Schrauben/Bryce mia. Wikey unlynches Brian & lynches Schrauben. Bryce the Queen, arrives. Shouts out to Jamie for FB message re game starting. Asks for followers. Jamie suggests joining cooldog group (idk what this means - kids these days!). Bryce doesn't believe in lynching. Jamie lynches Schrauben since he's only one who hasn't posted. Curtis says Jamie/Bryce scumbuddies confirmed. Jamie says Bryce should've been smother. Nofo says something about being entitled to opinions and not yelling. Herm says it will be an interesting day. Bryce says Curtis is the one who sent him link to scumboard before realizing Bryce wasn't scum. Lynches Schrauben. Merc says he's at work - first to tell him who to lynch wins. Nofo offers himself. Brian tells Merc to lynch himself. Brian upset Nofo beat him. Nofo says he means Eben (for Merc to lynch). Eben swears at Nofo, lynches Schrauben, stating inactives kill games. Merc lynches Nofo - Nofo calls him suspicious for no reason. Redster lynches Nofo. Chris says he's trying but won't ignore trying to get pieces of shit out of game if nothing else to go on. Vote count up to this point: Schrauben (4/14) - Wikey, Jamie, Bryce, Eben Ahoda (3/14) - Redster, ??, Chris Free Candy (2/14) - Canuck, Rose, Curtis JC (2/14) - JC, Badger, Lamps Chris (2/14) - Eben, Ahoda Redster (2/14) - Dadd, Ari Curtis (2/14) - vladykins, JC Bryce (1/14) - thisisbad Dr (1/14) - Herm Nofo (1/14) - Merc Brian (0/14) - Wikey Dadd lynches Schrauben. Eben says he won't be around before deadline. Confirms Schrauben hasn't checked in, says let's kick his ass. Angi asks where Schrauben is. Curtis suggests an Eben blindside after Eben leaves. Brian counters suggesting Curtis blindside. Angi unlynches Vernon, lynches Schrauben. Chris lynches Schrauben and points out how he's playing the game. Dadd points out deadline is in 20 minutes. Vote count so far: Schrauben (7/14) - Wikey, Jamie, Bryce, Eben, Dadd, Angi, Chris Curtis (3/14) - vladykins, JC, ?? JC (2/14) - JC, Badger, Lamps Chris (2/14) - Eben, Ahoda Ahoda (1/14) - Redster, ??, Chris Free Candy (2/14) - Canuck, Rose, Curtis Bryce (1/14) - thisisbad Dr (1/14) - Herm Nofo (1/14) - Merc Redster (1/14) - Dadd, Ari Brian (0/14) - Wikey Vlady points out the mystery voter moved from Ahoda to Curtis. JC pushes a speed lynch on Curtis. Jokes about claiming characters, being mod-killed blah blah blah. Day over. Final Vote Count: Schrauben (7/14) - Wikey, Jamie, Bryce, Eben, Dadd, Angi, Chris Curtis (3/14) - vladykins, JC, ?? JC (2/14) - JC, Badger, Lamps Chris (2/14) - Eben, Ahoda Ahoda (1/14) - Redster, ??, Chris Free Candy (2/14) - Canuck, Rose, Curtis Bryce (1/14) - thisisbad Dr (1/14) - Herm Nofo (1/14) - Merc Redster (1/14) - Dadd, Ari Brian (0/14) - Wikey Schrauben has been lynched. So, this was super tedious and my computer is crawling. Conclusions: Rose voted FC not Angi - that's a mistake I caught while going through Day 1. So, Canuck, Rose and Curtis all voted FC but then Curtis unvoted him quoting his one word post. Looks good for Canuck & Rose, not so good for Curtis. Lamps voted JC so nothing really to learn there. Badger, TIB & Jamie - "I'm here" posts kinda scummy but then again it's Day 1. Herm points out Schrauben not being around but doesn't vote him - seems kinda scummy. Wikey quickly unlynching Brian and lynching Schrauben looks kinda scummy. Chris looks kinda better than I originally thought since idk if scum would vote on the Schrauben train so late.

What's the lynch count? What concerns me is that we have a bunch of low numbered lynch vote counts, (Herm, Wikey, Me), and that it's easy for scum to push in a certain direction with a split like this. If we don't have a ton of information, I feel more comfortable voting for a less-active person.

Luckily I just checked the deadline and apparently we have until tomorrow morning? (noon EST)