Perfect usage

thoughts:
-edit if PREVIOUSLY ON was terrible. absolutely the worst.
-missy is great. she's in withe everyone on that tribe i think. i getchyou matt.
-keith is amazing. definitely in my top 3 overall.
-lol coyopa sucks
-natalie's a fucking badass. love her.
-edit made it pretty obvious that john was leaving, i thought.
-TC answers were painful, but i think jaclyn said them because she was out of the loop.
-i hope john leaving keeps julie safe.
-i hope hunahpu keeps winning, but drew also quits. drew sucks and coyopa sucks.

If there is no swap, Coyopa will be Ulong 2.0

Then again there has to be a swap in BvW right?

I hate when there's no swaps. Makes the merge pretty lame on paper

John is BFFs with Val/Jeremy and Nadiya/Natalie. Supposedly they skyped during the episode last night.

How come we weren't invited to that call!

Dylan @ 9/10/2014 19:10

John is BFFs with Val/Jeremy and Nadiya/Natalie. Supposedly they skyped during the episode last night.

Maybe they all bonded at pre-jury ponderosa (:

Rocker's interview spoils someone who makes merge lol. He says he never met that person

gg rocker

i dont mind much considering merge is probably 12 or 11. 15 left. Eh!

now i want to go re-read it.

Curtis @ 9/10/2014 19:35

Dylan @ 9/10/2014 19:10 John is BFFs with Val/Jeremy and Nadiya/Natalie. Supposedly they skyped during the episode last night. Maybe they all bonded at pre-jury ponderosa (:

Crossing my fingers that Jeremy and he became close after the season and Rocker got close to Val Natalie and Nadiya at prejury

plz.

I was a little surprised at John being voted out. Maybe because I thought the preview was just a mislead. Knowing that he's friends with Jeremy/Val and the Twins (which is a good thing!) kind of cheapens the whole drama surrounding him on this episode. :P But it was still fun to watch.

Well before I start my long review again, this episode was spoiled for me by facebook AGAIN. Last season that happened with David, Garrett, Alexis, Jeremiah and Trish's boot. All through facebook... I'm seriously going to unlike all Survivor Related pages on FB cause this is getting ridiculous!

But anyways, let's get to the episode.

That 'previously on survivor' was ridiculous. Like wtf? I honestly am gonna skip alot of the camp life stuff (pre-ic) because it was rather boring. So the Exile challenge was bound to be interesting because of Keith, like who doesn't love that guy? I was annoyed be Wes winning because I would have loved to see Keith be all high and mighty because he beat his young son. I don't know if it woiuld have played out like that, but something about his face expression always makes me smile, and when he talks I just have to laugh, mainly becuase of the stuff he says, so blantly, and with that accent! Zomg, I can't get enough of it!<3

But Keith and Josh at Exile together felt a bit awkward. Josh trying to force us to believe that he had this 'natural' bond with Keith. And then following Keith having a confessional that he doesn't know any Josh's from where he is from. Was kind of funny!

Jeremy giving John the cold shoulder big time was way to hilarious for me to handle. And then Jeremy back at camp totally revealing John's identity, was understandable on an emotional level. But I did feel bad for Julie though, Julie seems like a very wise woman once you see her like this. And espicially how she tried to calm down John by the challenge. Made me happy to see. But I just hope John actually treats her well, because she deserves that!

And my gurl Natalie sayin it how it is, EVERY. FUCKING. WHERE. SHE. IS... DAYUM!! She is THÉ best! <3. Like seriously, all you guys hatin on her before the season started, I was the only one who had faith in her and was excited to see her on Survivor! And she's definitely delivering! <3.

And the Immunity Challenge wasn't very exicitng since I already knew those FB spoilers, but seeing that drama between John and Natalie was golden. Haha, Natalie not having any limits, zomg!! She was such a boss. She got fired up once John said that sexist remark! Like seriously, I cannot love her enough!! And Dale had to shut his ass at the moment he said that they would have John's back... like gosh... a stereotypical Goat. That's unbelievable. John was not even hesitant to throw his name out there to try and trick the girls... and Dale still continues to follow John like a fucking puppy dog! Like, I don't need to see him again in any future seasons! And zomg, imagine if Nadiya would have still been in the game at the Natalie vs John conflict. Now THAT would have been entertainment! Instead we get some old guy who doesn't have enough self-awareness to see he was being played!

Missy tho, she's the most caring and lovable person ever! It lights my heart to see her so loving in caring in situations like they are in Survivor! <3

It was interesting once they were back at camp. Josh is really bringing to the table this season. I didn't expect Josh to be such a strategic powerhouse! I'm definitely liking it. Them all shifting the tables was nice! And at that moment I actually inally started to like Wes a little bit. I was bound to hate him for as long as he would follow John. And now him breaking loose, gives me some new hope in my eyes. But Dale is pretty much dead in my eyes. Although his daughter is my girl... I don't know how that will work, so I hope Dale doesn't make it to the merge. He's on the outs of the tribe now, which is nice! :) I do NOT like the fact that everyone (even the editors) are ignoring Jaclyn. I want to like her but people leaving her in the dark with everything and the editors continuing their 'ignore-the-young-blond-trend' A few prime examples are: Krista, Whitney, Jefra, Hope, Allie, Laura. Is getting pretty old espicially because all the young blondes (Krista, Whitney and Allie) all have a mouth and aren't afraid to call people out. But the producers continue to be cunts and ignore them, why cast them in the first place then?! Enough with my rant.

John not using his idol was satisfying even though I already knew he wouldn't use it. But it was still satisfying seeing him make a fool of himself yet again on national television! Seeing his torch snuffed was like, the best!

And oh yeah... did I mention that having John on a show like Survivor does bring drama... which is good. But John was bound to not have any followers. Not even a love-hate status. People who actually genieunly like his character are probably racist and sexist in real life too. Because he is pretty obnoxious!

And now with John gone, it seems like Julie will finally have a chance to go through this game fairly! Which also makes me happy!

Jefra wasn't ~really~ an ignored blonde girl
nor was Laura but she doesn't fit the archetype of the ignored blonde anyway