(: @ 12/7/2014 21:14

How does one get heat exhaustion from sitting on a kitchen stool all day

Jocasta was all backed up if ya know what I mean, and apparently she took more laxatives than she was supposed to. So now it went from one end of the spectrum to the other + dehydration.

inb4 she hops out of bed for the veto ceremony and laugh in Caleb's face and votes him out.

as they try to convince Nicole of this stupid related hg rumor:

Nicole: "i definitely think there's an america's player in here"

lmaooooo

They should do two america's players who think they're the only one, then give them each a task that counteracts the other. They have no idea the other is out there and they compete for the money

What is inb4?

So, Hayden is becoming my favorite player. He's cute, he's funny, but I think he has some moves and I'm really intrigued to see what he does in this game.

But anyway please get Jocasta off my feeds because I don't wanna hear about her orange urine or her heat exhaustion or anything about her.

Awww Zach and Nicole on the hammock and I was looking forward to it...and then Caleb has to join them. Plz go away Caleb.

Shadow @ 12/7/2014 21:37

as they try to convince Nicole of this stupid related hg rumor: Nicole: "i definitely think there's an america's player in here" lmaooooo

Fucking hell. Those choices were so dumb. It's like the Sab all over again. TWO PEOPLE ARE REALLY RELATED, I'M SERIOUS GUYS! Nobody cares and now everyone knows there's a twist so nobody is ever going to take anything these three do seriously anymore.

Why can't they do shit like Eric use to do in BB8? Giving someone a teddy bear, crying to somebody with a fake story, spraying ketchup and mustard on someone's belongings when they aren't looking, parrotting someone for an entire day. Make it so all three have different tasks and they all have to accomplish them for them to win $5000.

Another potentially fun twist down the drain for more past HG circle jerking. Good going Grodner.

Buffy @ 13/7/2014 2:57

What is inb4?

It's like calling something before it happens

Caleb says "As long as we're here, will you please never say I'm like your brother." Amber says "why". Caleb says "Because I'm nothing like your brother". Amber says she feels that way about the guys in the house, Caleb reiterates "I don't wanna be your brother. Leave me out of the whole brother/family thing". Amber responds "Oh Caleb".

lawl

Donny about Caleb: "I'd like to buy him for what he's worth and then sell him for what he thinks he's worth."

Patrick @ 14/7/2014 10:20

Donny about Caleb: "I'd like to buy him for what he's worth and then sell him for what he thinks he's worth."

Really sums everything up rather succinctly. Donny knows what's up.

I'm gonna use that line one day. And it will be good.

Devin and Caleb are final noms. Time to get caleb out!

Apparently the POV ceremony was very touching and emotional.