i read that link as "super slice pizza ban" and was incredibly sad once I saw the pizza, it looks amazing

Darren Sanders @ 28/2/2017 19:24

itsbrianyay @ 28/2/2017 10:58 I woke up this afternoon to find that I had fallen asleep on a half-eaten chocolate chip protein bar and now my sheets look like I pooped the bed a little This was weirdly ominous because I came to work today and they told me that a guest shit the bed and we cant sell the room tonight

Apparently brian has secret psychic powers, between assigning cancer kids the cancer kid role and psychically shitting the bed across a continent.

wikey @ 28/2/2017 20:36

I forgot to enable sarcasm on my post, Attenborough is the king of nature documentaries. National Geographic are shitty pretenders. Also, that clip is gold. That iguana is an idol of mine

"I see you Mr. So-Called David Attenborough!"

Outlast @ 28/2/2017 22:46

If you go past meat toppings on pizza, we can't be friends

Then we are friends.

Ahoda @ 1/3/2017 9:44

http://www.foodbeast.com/news/super-slice-pizza-barn/

When they put fries and cheeseburger or mac and cheese on there, it stops being a pizza and starts being a flat bread delivery device.

Like, if I throw bologna and cheese on a tortilla it is not a bologna burrito- it's just a really nasty wrap thing.

mac n cheese pizza sounds like the nut

Mac n cheese flatbread! Don't fall for the marketing hype!

http://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/recipes-anarchist-cookbook-taste-like-shit/

BK pulled a fast one on me. They put regular chicken fries in a Cheetos chicken fries container. I was pretty mad when I opened my bag but then Ashton Kutcher came out and said I got Punk'd.

Spoiler	+
the last part isn't true

Oh man. I just got home after getting an endoscopy. They put me under with anesthetic.

Apparently the first thing I talked about when I woke up was merlot and then I started talking about porters, stouts, and amber ales and I asked my anesthesiologist to get a beer flight with me.

My gastroenterologist made sure to remind me of this when I came back down to earth.

I don't even like merlot that much, nor do I drink red wine often...wtf drugs

My mom also said I yelled something about Kellyanne Conway and made one of the nurses laugh hysterically.

It's a blizzard outside and I have to drive home in a couple hours :( I'm really not looking forward to it

watch out for mooses

Maddie @ 1/3/2017 16:01

Oh man. I just got home after getting an endoscopy. They put me under with anesthetic. Apparently the first thing I talked about when I woke up was merlot and then I started talking about porters, stouts, and amber ales and I asked my anesthesiologist to get a beer flight with me. My gastroenterologist made sure to remind me of this when I came back down to earth.

So did you have a beer?