The Santa Pumpkin King @ 9/11/2017 19:28

Tim @ 9/11/2017 20:27 I don't want to get killed if she's jester though wanting to unlynch to not feel guilty vs wanting to unlynch to not die from jester (also wtf?) are two different things

iirc the only reason we're lynching maddie is she's acting purposely suspicious right? Why would Maf do that?

Tim @ 9/11/2017 16:28

##Unlynch

Sus

DS I'm not gonna let you force me to lynch someone again

Final Day 2 Lynch Count

Maddie (7/15) - Herm, TIB, Drr, Jamie, Vlady, Spin, Jake, Tim, ???, DS
Patrick (4/15) - Vic, Mittens, Lamps, Jamie
Vic (3/15) - Ahoda, Dadd, Chris, Patrick, Mittens, JJ, Dadd, Mittens, Johnny $, Jake
Chris (3/15) - Herm, Ahoda, Herm, Seb
Tim (1/15) - DS, Zach
Ben (1/15) - Sock, Sock, Sock
Seb (0/15) - Jamie, Tim, Ahoda
Jamie (0/15) - Spin
Jake (0/15) - Jamie
Johnny $ (0/15) - Seb
317 (0/15) - Lamps
DS (0/15) - Sock
Brian (0/15) - Sock
Zach (0/15) - Seb, Josh


Maddie has been lynched!

Maddie was humming to herself as she perused the catering table backstage. So many little treats to choose from, so little time. Her choice of hor dourves was easily the biggest decision she was personally having to make today. Little did she know there was a comically large band of her fellow entertainers tearing through the backstage area in search of her. All this talk of a NEW JOB had them riled up and ready to pointedly question her. Why would anyone want out of their WWE contract? WHICH COMPANY WAS SHE GOING TO WORK FOR AFTER SHE CARRIED OUT HER DASTARDLY DEEDS? She had just finished plating a few pieces of shrimp when the gang of wrestlers burst into the room with her.

"Oh, hey guys, there's some decent stuff here. You must all be tired and hungry from working so hard today."

Rose, clutching her stomach and looking a lot worse than she did at the start of the day, stepped forward and weakly knocked the plate out of Maddie's hand. It hit the floor with an underwhelming and wet thump.

"How can you eat at a time like this? We're trying to make a sound decision as a group and you're hiding back here, not helping?"

Maddie looked confused and taken aback. It was about this time that Rose noticed what looked like a black mask hanging out of Maddie's pocket.

"Uhhh, some of us can be of more help from the shadows... you know? Not everyone has to be front and center-"

Rose had heard enough. She Irish whipped Maddie into the wall and limped after her. The sickly Rose spun Maddie around, grabbed her around the back of the neck and ran forward putting Maddie and herself through the catering table with a running bulldog.



The catering table was a crime scene. There was food everywhere, and Maddie lay unconscious in the middle of it. Jamie, Vlady, Spin and everyone else that followed Rose's crusade quickly ran over and began a group effort to stomp Maddie. After a solid minute of stomping a motionless woman, they felt kind of bad and backed off. Jamie bent over and dragged Rose on top of Maddie.

"Pin her!"

Jamie shouted, while picking up the black mask that had fallen out of Maddie's pocket during the kerfuffle.

"This isn't a sanctioned match!"

Someone pointed out.

"Oh... this is awkward, then. One, two, three. Let's get out of here."

Jamie, Rose's named successor, ushered everyone out of the room. Rose struggled to her knees and attempted to stand, but quickly found the back of her head getting acquainted with the cold floor. She cursed both Jake and his Snake loudly. The last thing she saw before choking on her own vomit was the florescent lighting above being blocked out by two familiar lovable idiots doing a five second pose, strictly for her benefit. She wasn't just injured, she was DEAD.





MADDIE HAS BEEN LYNCHED!!

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Spoiler + Welcome, MADDIE. You are The Hurricane. Spoiler + Role: Bodyguard Alignment: Town Stand Back! There’s a Hurricane Coming Through!: Each night, you may attempt to protect someone from being attacked at night. But if the person you are protecting is targeted for an attack, you will die in their place. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

ROSE HAS DIED!!

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Spoiler + Welcome, ROSE. You are The Big Boss Man. Spoiler + Role: Jailkeeper Alignment: Town Hard times: Each night, you may choose to throw another player in jail. This will both prevent them from using any actions, and prevent them from being killed at night. You may not choose the same person on consecutive nights and you may not choose yourself. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

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It is now Night 2. You have 24 hours to get your night actions in. If you're not planning on using them, let Christian know so he's not waiting on you for no reason.